Religion, what is it good for?

Matieu wrote:

Ima Lutheran, so Christian. I don't really go to church, I just believe, and that's enough for me.

Protestant, I can respect that. Catholic myself. Almost Episcopalian.

Dynastium wrote:

TheMortonator. wrote:

Dynastium wrote:

/facedesk



Are you trying to start Jihad in this thread?

Let's do this.

I laughed. Mort, you and me are gonna go to Iran, Somalia, and go all Master Chief on 'dem azz!

Master Chief was a punk bitch.

Get a REAL role model.

TheMortonator. wrote:

Dynastium wrote:

I laughed. Mort, you and me are gonna go to Iran, Somalia, and go all Master Chief on 'dem azz!

No, I prefer not killing for religion. Killing because I woke up on the wrong side of the bed or someone grabbed my ponytail is more interesting.

Bin Laden grabbed your luscious locks.

Aximand wrote:

Dynastium wrote:

TheMortonator. wrote:

Let's do this.

I laughed. Mort, you and me are gonna go to Iran, Somalia, and go all Master Chief on 'dem azz!

Master Chief was a punk bitch.

Get a REAL role model.

I rolled the Imperial Guard. Space marines are n00bs.

I prefer Tau.

(Causa) wrote:

I prefer Tau.

Are you retarded.

The Tau may have long range, but have shitty defenses and shitty weapons.

But thank the Good Lord you didn't say the Chaos Marines, or else I'd go ballistic on you.

Dynastium wrote:

(Causa) wrote:

I prefer Tau.

Are you retarded.

The Tau may have long range, but have shitty defenses and shitty weapons.

But thank the Good Lord you didn't say the Chaos Marines, or else I'd go ballistic on you.

Going to ignore Mort's lame attempt at fixing my post with some woman that should be in the kitchen and quote you instead.

I completely agree, the Tau are little sissy bitches. Real men play Orks.


I would have gotten this out faster but I got distracted by pictures of boobies.

Aximand wrote:

Dynastium wrote:

(Causa) wrote:

I prefer Tau.

Are you retarded.

The Tau may have long range, but have shitty defenses and shitty weapons.

But thank the Good Lord you didn't say the Chaos Marines, or else I'd go ballistic on you.

Going to ignore Mort's lame attempt at fixing my post with some woman that should be in the kitchen and quote you instead.

I completely agree, the Tau are little sissy bitches. Real men play Orks.


I would have gotten this out faster but I got distracted by pictures of boobies.

Imperial Guard. I will defend the Orks and say they have great defense. The Eldar are great as well.

And who doesn't like boobies?

Aximand wrote:

Dynastium wrote:

(Causa) wrote:

I prefer Tau.

Are you retarded?
The Tau may have long range, but have shitty defenses and shitty weapons.
But thank the Good Lord you didn't say the Chaos Marines, or else I'd go ballistic on you.

Going to ignore Mort's lame attempt at fixing my post with some woman that should be in the kitchen and quote you instead.
I completely agree, the Tau are little sissy bitches. Real men play Orks
I would have gotten this out faster but I got distracted by pictures of boobies.

Fuck man I didn't even play the game.
I just like Tau.

Dynastium wrote:

(Causa) wrote:

Dynastium wrote:

I'm Catholic.

Jesus of Nazareth was a real man. God is real.

My ass.

You say that when the Rapture comes. And you're left behind.

You're doing it wrong.

As an atheist i shall describe what i think of religion vividly.

As for religion in general i won't mind people believing in things as long as they aren't apart of an organised religion. Or trying to save my soul even if hell was real i wouldn't wanna be saved by a putrid God which clearly has a deal with the devil because a good God wouldn't have allowed that to happen. So if he can't blink the devil out of existance he isn't all powerfull. Which means he is a total dickhead who only let's people into heaven whom suck his dick properly. So that God will be a total bastard anyways, so fuck him. I'd rather be in hell then serve a true demon.

As long as people don't stop thinking for themselves it is fine. Unlike those baptist motherfuckers who couldn't think for themselves even if they had the IQ of 180. Because they are religiously and mentally disabled.

Now as for seperate religions.

Judism

Never really met or talked to a Yew so i never had problems with them.

Muslims

I can respect some of them. However, any chick wearing a scarf or a guy talking to me how great allah is or threatening with civil war can suck my dick. And i look forward to that civil war to just slaughter all of them. And i have met enough muslims in my life to say that. I live in Holland and 75% of them are assholes whom are criminals.

Catholics

They won't try to convert you. Only their organisation is probably the most fucked up one. Priests fucking young boys. Bashing homosexuals and making sure that HIV will spread in Africa. Because rubber is satans work. I vote that more abortions are performed just to spite them.

Baptists

These people are fucking anoying and i wish for Darwins sake that they aren't allowed to breed anymore. Try pulling a discussion with one whom isn't totally retarded and you'll end up with them saying bible phrases and thinking that is evidence enough to covert you. They suck...

Jehova's

I have used the following weapons/ammunition when i was a kid.

- eggs
- rocks
- bb gun
- spit

Piss off i don't like you bunch of bastards.

Covered the most mentionable ones.

Point religions is indoctrination of the masses so you can abuse that power later on. It is a clever way to get the herd on your side if they succeed ofcourse.

To sum it all up.

Quote :

Oppression is the Holy Law
In God I distrust
In time His monuments will fall
Like ashes to dust
Is war and creed the master plan?
The Bible's where it all began
Its propaganda sells despair
And spreads the virus everywhere

[Refrain:]
Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion's obscene
Religion's a whore

The pestilence of Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious imbecility
I've made my choice
666!

[Solo - Hanneman]

Corruption breeds the pedophile
Don't pray for the priest
Confession finds the lonely child
God preys on the weak
You think your soul can still be saved
I think you're fucking miles away
Scream out loud, here's where you begin
Forgive me Father for I have sinned!

[Refrain:]
Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion's obscene
Religion's a whore

The target's fucking Jesus Christ
I would've lead the sacrifice
And nailed him to the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious imbecility
I've made my choice
666!

Jesus is pain
Jesus is gore
Jesus is the blood
That's spilled in war
He's everything
He's all things dead
He's pulling on the trigger
Pointed at your head!

Through the fear you're sold into the fraud
Revelation,
Revolution,
I see through your Christ illusion!

[Solo - King]

The war on terror just drags along
My war with God is growing strong
His propaganda sells despair
And spreads this violence everywhere

[Refrain:]
Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion's obscene
Religion's a whore

There is no fucking Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious imbecility
I've made my choice
666!

TheMortonator. wrote:

TitanT2 wrote:

Baptists

These people are fucking anoying and i wish for Darwins sake that they aren't allowed to breed anymore. Try pulling a discussion with one whom isn't totally retarded and you'll end up with them saying bible phrases and thinking that is evidence enough to covert you. They suck...

I'm pretty sure my existance proves this wrong.

The baptists i met so far proved me right... :roll:

Heaven, hell, allahcadabra, pantheons - all religious claptrap.
People need to put faith in their own kind, not some absentee father figure.
And If I had a penny for each time someone called me a heretic, pfft.

I really don't won't to have to agree with atheist pricks, I do it enough in YouTube comments.

TheMortonator. wrote:

Aximand wrote:

Going to ignore Mort's lame attempt at fixing my post with some woman that should be in the kitchen and quote you instead.

I read this as, "Blast. I can't come up with a good come back. Wait, KICHET! I plead kitchen! Lol."

What's a "KICHET"?

Aximand wrote:

What's a "KICHET"?

I have no idea. Why are you using text speak and other filth in your subliminal messages?

:lightin\':

TheMortonator. wrote:

Aximand wrote:

What's a "KICHET"?

I have no idea. Why are you using text speak and other filth in your subliminal messages?

:lightin\':

Why are you trying to confuse me?

Its working