Ban's Super Awesome Truly Honest AMA!

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

My dA

Yes! Ask Me Anything! And as long as it's an honest and serious question, I shall answer it! That's the only rule. Post questions in the comment section (you can ask more than one per comment and more than one in general) and I shall answer everything as best I can in a following journal! These questions can be on anything, even personal life (again- so long as serious), and don't need to be bound to any of my OCs or internet personas.
I'm keeping questions open until 8:00 PM GMT, Wednesday 23rd so enough can be accumulated.
For the answers, visit my dA page (link at the top).

Sooo.... Have at thee, kind ser! Do your best!

P.S: I have a baaad feeling about this...

Subject: Re: Ban's Super Awesome Truly Honest AMA! Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:06 pm

1. What motivates you

2. What did you want to be when you were young

3. Tell us about your biggest break up

4. What movies have made you cry

5. Do you roll up your car windows and lock the doors when a black male is in close proximity to your vehicle

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Am I pretty?

Subject: Re: Ban's Super Awesome Truly Honest AMA! Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:37 pm

Do you have a small penis to compensate for having a big ego?

Subject: Re: Ban's Super Awesome Truly Honest AMA! Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:45 pm

Ban-Anad wrote:: Yes! Ask Me Anything! And as long as it's an honest and serious question, I shall answer it! That's the only rule.

Now see... the problem with this is that you'll decide what's honest and serious... I'll ask a question and you'll tell me it's stupid...

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:: Yes! Ask Me Anything! And as long as it's an honest and serious question, I shall answer it! That's the only rule.

Now see... the problem with this is that you'll decide what's honest and serious... I'll ask a question and you'll tell me it's stupid...

Not necessarily... All questions so far have been OK... Even Burk's... And I've already taken upon myself to determine the average flight speed of African Swallows (asked by Scott), so you'd have to beat that when it comes to stupid... So yeah, shoot off!
I mean, so long as you're not like "Herp-derp! Do you like sucking donkey dicks?", it's a valid question... That's pretty much all I meant by "honest and serious"...

Subject: Re: Ban's Super Awesome Truly Honest AMA! Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:25 am

i was gonna be silly but decided against it.

Honest question.
What do you think of while trying to sleep?

(mucho better than hey whats your actual address so i can get my stalker on)

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Callin wrote:: i was gonna be silly but decided against it.

Honest question.
What do you think of while trying to sleep?

(mucho better than hey whats your actual address so i can get my stalker on)

I'm hesitant to answer either of those, mainly because I'm afraid of what you'd do with the information...
I will answer it, though...

Subject: Re: Ban's Super Awesome Truly Honest AMA! Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:36 am

i dont want your address lol. so please dont give it out.

However showerscene shots of the twins...... that would be cool.

Subject: Re: Ban's Super Awesome Truly Honest AMA! Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:02 am

Callin wrote:: i dont want your address lol. so please dont give it out.

However showerscene shots of the twins...... that would be cool.

Bonus points if they're in the same shower together.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Callin wrote:: i dont want your address lol. so please dont give it out.

However showerscene shots of the twins...... that would be cool.

It's Ask Me Anything. ASK. Not "Request"...
And even if it was, that's out of your league, kiddo.

Subject: Re: Ban's Super Awesome Truly Honest AMA! Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:09 pm

Ban-Anad wrote:

Callin wrote:: i dont want your address lol. so please dont give it out.

However showerscene shots of the twins...... that would be cool.

It's Ask Me Anything. ASK. Not "Request"...
And even if it was, that's out of your league, kiddo.

All it takes is one look and your twins will get wet for Callin.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Burkman wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Callin wrote:: i dont want your address lol. so please dont give it out.

However showerscene shots of the twins...... that would be cool.

It's Ask Me Anything. ASK. Not "Request"...
And even if it was, that's out of your league, kiddo.

All it takes is one look and your twins will get wet for Callin.

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Only if he brings a bucket with him...

Subject: Re: Ban's Super Awesome Truly Honest AMA! Tue Jan 22, 2013 3:25 pm

Ban-Anad wrote:

Burkman wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:: It's Ask Me Anything. ASK. Not "Request"...
And even if it was, that's out of your league, kiddo.

All it takes is one look and your twins will get wet for Callin.

Only if he brings a bucket with him...

"Oh Callin, you are so much more manly than Ban. Oh, you are so much better in bed than our ex is by far."

Subject: Re: Ban's Super Awesome Truly Honest AMA! Tue Jan 22, 2013 3:33 pm

Burkman wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Burkman wrote:: All it takes is one look and your twins will get wet for Callin.

Only if he brings a bucket with him...

"Oh Callin, you are so much more manly than Ban. Oh, you are so much better in bed than our ex is by far."

its because of the battery operated detachable penis.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 29

1. What were your saddest moments in life?

2. What is your opinion on Cowboy Bebop?

3. If you were zordon, who would be your mighty morphin power rangers?

4. Do you lub me? Say whaaa?

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Burkman wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Burkman wrote:: All it takes is one look and your twins will get wet for Callin.

Only if he brings a bucket with him...

"Oh Callin, you are so much more manly than Ban. Oh, you are so much better in bed than our ex is by far."

This is wrong because:
1. They haven't had any previous boyfriends.
2. We're not in a... relationship... It's an understanding of sorts...
3. They're loyal.

So yeah...

Subject: Re: Ban's Super Awesome Truly Honest AMA! Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:01 pm

Ban-Anad wrote:

Burkman wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Burkman wrote:: All it takes is one look and your twins will get wet for Callin.

Only if he brings a bucket with him...

"Oh Callin, you are so much more manly than Ban. Oh, you are so much better in bed than our ex is by far."

This is wrong because:
1. They haven't had any previous boyfriends.
2. We're not in a... relationship... It's an understanding of sorts...
3. They're loyal.

So yeah...

1. y'know... besides those other guys.
2. Kinda like Michael Vick's understanding of football and women...
3. Their twins have twins... OMG!

Subject: Re: Ban's Super Awesome Truly Honest AMA! Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:42 pm

What are some food items you saw in a bulgarian mcdonald's that they don't have in england, if any?

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:: What are some food items you saw in a bulgarian mcdonald's that they don't have in england, if any?

Why do I have a feeling you spent the last couple hours trying to phrase that question perfectly so that I can't say it's bullshit?
Anyways, it shall be answered!

Also, Scoot...
1. Yeah... No... *if you know what I mean*
2. Wut?
3. Um... Did I miss something?... Oooooh... I get it now... Clever boy... OMG!

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

You never answered my question you

Subject: Re: Ban's Super Awesome Truly Honest AMA! Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:41 pm

I shall take it upon myself to answer any unanswered questions as I am, in ban's absence, the OT's senior bulgaria expert.

Subject: Re: Ban's Super Awesome Truly Honest AMA! Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:56 pm

Apparently I'm Burk now...

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Bwanch wrote:: You never answered my question

All questions will be answered after 8:00 PM GMT Wednesday. The answers will be in my next dA Journal.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Scott wrote:: Apparently I'm Burk now...

That's what you get for barging in conversations...
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