L12PW: Batman's gonna need 'bout 80k clusterfucks of cocaine

Like all things that people jizz over as the greatest thing ever... it is overrated.

You know, grimeth's gonna be gone for a while. Now is the perfect opportunity to tell your side of a story involving grimeth.

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A nìgga's tryin to get ready for work. 2 1/2 hours today. That's like $20. I'm rollin' in it.

Also, I hope nothing good goes on sale on steam anytime soon... I am currently debit card-less... and the email for a temporary thing that one lady said she was gonna send me? Never got that email... and I don't wanna have to call and talk to somebody to do something about it. That's too nerve-wracking. It was hard enough to call in the first place when somebody startin spendin' uly's cash. I still don't know how it happened... what if I have a keylogger of some sort on my computer right now? HOW WOULD I KNOW?!

There once was a boy named ben, whose sister was barely past ten.
He stole her ipod, she called him a sod.
And that's how she learned to hate men.

Ulyaoth wrote:

There once was a boy named ben, whose sister was barely past ten.
He stole her ipod, she called him a sod.
And that's how she learned to hate men.

Lol, joke's on you... My sister doesn't have an iPod...
Also... Really? No "twins" quip?

Ban-Anad wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

There once was a boy named ben, whose sister was barely past ten.
He stole her ipod, she called him a sod.
And that's how she learned to hate men.

Lol, joke's on you... My sister doesn't have an iPod...
Also... Really? No "twins" quip?

Ben = Grimeth

Yes... grimeth is ben... that's his name. Your name isn't ben, banana!

Everybody's a little gay.

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart. I just don't think he'd understand... and if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart... he might blow up and kill this man.

I remember singing that riding my Bike in the winter after the rare snow... Listening to my walkman.

It's a shame that so many songs are dead and buried and you're likely to never hear them again unless you go searching for them... and I'm sure I've forgotten so many more songs than I remember.

Scott wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

There once was a boy named ben, whose sister was barely past ten.
He stole her ipod, she called him a sod.
And that's how she learned to hate men.

Lol, joke's on you... My sister doesn't have an iPod...
Also... Really? No "twins" quip?

Ben = Grimeth

That was "Ban" a minute ago...





Dear sweet popcorn, I need my glasses...

Why is everyone rhyming about poor Grimeth?

Hey Grimeth

So this one time, at band camp, grimeth was all "I speak a little japanese." and I said "no, you don't!" and he must've just seen red... he murdered the camp counselors, raped their families and set the whole place on fire, I mean, HE WAS PISSED! He's watched enough animes to get the gist of any japanese conversation, he insists. Grimeth knows about as much japanese as I know spanish.

Believe me when I say that this is throwing fuel on the fire... cuz there was indeed a fire... a raging fire. But I said it anyway... because it's true... grimeth thinks he knows japanese like a student who's been studying for a year but it's more like the 3rd day of class. A dude could say "the cow jumps over the moon" in japanese and grimeth would be like "he said something about milk, I think he's thirsty"

Wilbourn never has anything serious to say.... that's why burkman is the new grimeth and will recieve my love in the form of steam games and not wilbourn.

"uly, why must there be a new grimeth?"

Grimeth hates uly... a similar incident occurred once where grimeth told uly he didn't care about him anymore and was on steam maybe once every 2 days for like 3 weeks and not for very long. I feel a similar situation coming on...

Ulyaoth wrote:

Wilbourn never has anything serious to say.... that's why burkman is the new grimeth and will recieve my love in the form of steam games and not wilbourn.

"uly, why must there be a new grimeth?"

Grimeth hates uly... a similar incident occurred once where grimeth told uly he didn't care about him anymore and was on steam maybe once every 2 days for like 3 weeks and not for very long. I feel a similar situation coming on...

Check ur pm box sent pic of butthole tell me waht u think bby

Those balls are as smooth as eggs... I wish I could afford testicular botox like wilbourn's rich ass family...

Whenever my dreams involve driving, every single time I drive HORRIBLY. Like I'm running red lights and shit on accident

Grimeth is claiming any time I ever bought him steam games or something, I did it for myself... whereas every time he did it, he did it out of the kindness of his heart. He also told me I should kill myself.

I'm paraphrasing, but it's 90% accurate.