The Never-Ending Thread

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:43 am

Lets get a cage and hold up a copy of Starcraft 2.

Ulys musings on how to capture a Korean.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 29

Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Mon Mar 10, 2014 3:53 am

Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:55 pm

Don't go on breaking the law now, Callin.

Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Mon Mar 10, 2014 4:55 pm

I tried playing soccer for the first time today, and I'm terrible at it. How the hell do you even control a ball with your feet?! DIRTY EURO MAGIC I SWEAR.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

WILBAMA wrote:: I tried playing football for the first time today, and I'm terrible at it. How the hell do you even control a ball with your feet?! DIRTY EURO MAGIC I SWEAR.

Fixed that for you...
you

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Ban-Anad wrote:

WILBAMA wrote:: I tried playing football for the first time today, and I'm terrible at it. How the hell do you even control a ball with your feet?! DIRTY EURO MAGIC I SWEAR.

Fixed that for you...
you

Eurofag.

Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:11 pm

It's funny, cuz I was sitting here saying "oh, fuck banana, he's such a dick. He knows we call it soccer, he knows what that is." and then I scroll down and grimeth is already on the case.

Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:51 pm

Ban-Anad wrote:

WILBAMA wrote:: I tried playing football for the first time today, and I'm terrible at it. How the hell do you even control a ball with your feet?! DIRTY EURO MAGIC I SWEAR.

Fixed that for you...
you

Soccer

OT Crime Lord Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 29

Ban-Anad wrote:

WILBAMA wrote:: I tried playing football for the first time today, and I'm terrible at it. How the hell do you even control a ball with your feet?! DIRTY EURO MAGIC I SWEAR.

Fixed that for you...
you

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BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

WILBAMA wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

WILBAMA wrote:: I tried playing football for the first time today, and I'm terrible at it. How the hell do you even control a ball with your feet?! DIRTY EURO MAGIC I SWEAR.

Fixed that for you...
you

Soccer

Every other country that has ever heard of the game calls it football, either literally or in their own language. Why? Because it's a game where people kick a ball with their foot. That easy.

The US is the ONLY FUCKING EXCEPTION.
So stop being a pretentious little bitch and get with the damnable program...

Like... Leteraly every fucking country. Even the fucking Germans. THE GERMANS! They fucking call their hospitals "Krankenhaus"...
Why the fuck should we comply with the US's petty fancies?

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

Ban-Anad wrote:

WILBAMA wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:: Fixed that for you...

Soccer

Every other country that has ever heard of the game calls it football, either literally or in their own language. Why? Because it's a game where people kick a ball with their foot. That easy.

The US is the ONLY FUCKING EXCEPTION.
So stop being a pretentious little bitch and get with the damnable program...

Like... Leteraly every fucking country. Even the fucking Germans. THE GERMANS! They fucking call their hospitals "Krankenhaus"...
Why the fuck should we comply with the US's petty fancies?

You know what he meant. Look for better opportunities to be an obnoxious shithead, Ban. You're better than this.

Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:56 pm

Ban-Anad wrote:

WILBAMA wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:: Fixed that for you...

Soccer

Every other country that has ever heard of the game calls it football, either literally or in their own language. Why? Because it's a game where people kick a ball with their foot. That easy.

The US is the ONLY FUCKING EXCEPTION.
So stop being a pretentious little bitch and get with the damnable program...

Like... Leteraly every fucking country. Even the fucking Germans. THE GERMANS! They fucking call their hospitals "Krankenhaus"...
Why the fuck should we comply with the US's petty fancies?

Soccer

And you are incorrect that literally every country calls it football. Canada and Australia, in fact, do not.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Jetbounty wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

WILBAMA wrote:: Soccer

Every other country that has ever heard of the game calls it football, either literally or in their own language. Why? Because it's a game where people kick a ball with their foot. That easy.

The US is the ONLY FUCKING EXCEPTION.
So stop being a pretentious little bitch and get with the damnable program...

Like... Leteraly every fucking country. Even the fucking Germans. THE GERMANS! They fucking call their hospitals "Krankenhaus"...
Why the fuck should we comply with the US's petty fancies?

You know what he meant. Look for better opportunities to be an obnoxious shithead, Ban. You're better than this.

Really? I'm the obnoxious one? Not paying any attention to the fact that, again, you guys are the only ones calling the bloody game a different name than pretty much the entire world?

troll

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Ban-Anad wrote:

Jetbounty wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:: Every other country that has ever heard of the game calls it football, either literally or in their own language. Why? Because it's a game where people kick a ball with their foot. That easy.

The US is the ONLY FUCKING EXCEPTION.
So stop being a pretentious little bitch and get with the damnable program...

Like... Leteraly every fucking country. Even the fucking Germans. THE GERMANS! They fucking call their hospitals "Krankenhaus"...
Why the fuck should we comply with the US's petty fancies?

You know what he meant. Look for better opportunities to be an obnoxious shithead, Ban. You're better than this.

Really? I'm the obnoxious one? Not paying any attention to the fact that, again, you guys are the only ones calling the bloody game a different name than pretty much the entire world?

It's all arbitrary anyways... Don't be a dick.

Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:21 pm

Not taking sides... but soccer literally involves 90% foot and ball. Not sure why we call football "football" when little foot to ball action takes place.

Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:28 pm

Scott wrote:: Not taking sides... but soccer literally involves 90% foot and ball. Not sure why we call football "football" when little foot to ball action takes place.

Yeah but handegg sounds too Euro.

Maybe something that shouts masculinity, like Tackleball, or Blitzball, or You're Guaranteed a Starting Spot if your skin color is darker than a certain point ball

Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Tue Mar 11, 2014 12:57 am

WILBAMA wrote:

Scott wrote:: Not taking sides... but soccer literally involves 90% foot and ball. Not sure why we call football "football" when little foot to ball action takes place.

Yeah but handegg sounds too Euro.

Maybe something that shouts masculinity, like Tackleball, or Blitzball, or You're Guaranteed a Starting Spot if your skin color is darker than a certain point ball

Blitzball is actually kinda catchy lol...

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

If we change the name, how can we troll the rest of the world by calling in football? WE CANT SO NO NAME CHANGE

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Scott wrote:: Not taking sides... but soccer literally involves 90% foot and ball. Not sure why we call football "football" when little foot to ball action takes place.

Fucking thank you.

On the name-change... Why not go with "pussy-rugby"? I mean, it's pretty much the same game, you guys just wear protective gear...

Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:11 am

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Callin wrote:

In hindsight, it's probably a good thing you guys became a separate country...
If you were still under British rule it would mean the UK would be held responsible for your shit...

Subject: Re: The Never-Ending Thread Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:31 am

Ban-Anad wrote:

Callin wrote:

In hindsight, it's probably a good thing you guys became a separate country...
If you were still under British rule it would mean the UK would be held responsible for your shit...

That's why we use Canadia as a manure field... OMG!

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Ban-Anad wrote:

Scott wrote:: Not taking sides... but soccer literally involves 90% foot and ball. Not sure why we call football "football" when little foot to ball action takes place.

Fucking thank you.

On the name-change... Why not go with "pussy-rugby"? I mean, it's pretty much the same game, you guys just wear protective gear...

People would die if they played football without gear. With rugby you just hump one-another for the ball, football we have things called "strategy".

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Bwanch wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Scott wrote:: Not taking sides... but soccer literally involves 90% foot and ball. Not sure why we call football "football" when little foot to ball action takes place.

Fucking thank you.

On the name-change... Why not go with "pussy-rugby"? I mean, it's pretty much the same game, you guys just wear protective gear...

People would die if they played football without gear. With rugby you just hump one-another for the ball, football we have things called "strategy".

And yet, you can't say this for any US football player:

Quote :: "Shelford made his Test debut for the All Blacks later that year against France in a 19–7 victory in Toulouse, and then was a notable victim of the infamous "Battle of Nantes" in the second Test.Roughly 20 minutes into the match, he was caught at the bottom of a rather aggressive ruck, and an errant French boot found its way into Shelford's groin, somehow ripping his scrotum and leaving one testicle hanging free. He also lost four teeth in the process. Incredibly, after discovering the injury to his scrotum, he calmly asked the physio to stitch up the tear and returned to the field before a blow to his head left him concussed. He was substituted and watched the remainder of the game from the grandstand where he witnessed the All Blacks lose 16–3. To this day Shelford has no memory of the game."

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