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It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:: WTF... apparently I cant remerge the topics. O.o No bueno...

Thanks for trying.

Subject: Re: Ask.... Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:13 am

Time for beddy bye. I'm gonna lie in bed thinking about sharing an apartment with girl-from-shoes where I massage her feet and then we cuddle in bed until I fall asleep.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I would also like to point out, that spelling is not being a grammar nazi... now if I corrected your punctuations on the other hand....tsk tsk

Punctuation Commie?

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Branch wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: I would also like to point out, that spelling is not being a grammar nazi... now if I corrected your punctuations on the other hand....tsk tsk

Punctuation Commie?

In Soviet Russia letters spell you...

That... Wasn't funny... But dammit, this was just begging for a joke like that... Only... You know... Funny...

Subject: Re: Ask.... Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:39 am

Ulyaoth wrote:: Time for beddy bye. I'm gonna lie in bed thinking about sharing an apartment with girl-from-shoes where I massage her feet and then we cuddle in bed until I fall asleep.

Poor GFS... Auh

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Scott wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: Time for beddy bye. I'm gonna lie in bed thinking about sharing an apartment with girl-from-shoes where I massage her feet and then we cuddle in bed until I fall asleep.

Poor GFS... Auh

I can see it now...
Ask.... - Page 7 His-watching-you-while-you-sleep

Subject: Re: Ask.... Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:41 pm

The Joker wrote:

Scott wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: Time for beddy bye. I'm gonna lie in bed thinking about sharing an apartment with girl-from-shoes where I massage her feet and then we cuddle in bed until I fall asleep.

Poor GFS... Auh

I can see it now...
Ask.... - Page 7 His-watching-you-while-you-sleep

This would be more appropriate:

Ask.... - Page 7 Monster%2Bunder%2Bthe%2Bbed

Subject: Re: Ask.... Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:53 pm

More like...

Ask.... - Page 7 Guardian-angel-437x504

Subject: Re: Ask.... Sun Mar 11, 2012 1:40 pm

The Joker wrote:

Scott wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: Time for beddy bye. I'm gonna lie in bed thinking about sharing an apartment with girl-from-shoes where I massage her feet and then we cuddle in bed until I fall asleep.

Poor GFS... Auh

I can see it now...
Ask.... - Page 7 His-watching-you-while-you-sleep

lmao... did you draw that one?

Subject: Re: Ask.... Sun Mar 11, 2012 1:41 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:: More like...

Soooooo you're a woman... yeah

Subject: Re: Ask.... Sun Mar 11, 2012 1:47 pm

Scott wrote:: Soooooo you're a woman...

And a lesbian... Oh, does that upset you? A woman can't like other women? I have to cook your food and clean your house, do I? Well, I don't play that. *makes out with chick and grabs her boob*

Subject: Re: Ask.... Sun Mar 11, 2012 1:48 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott wrote:: Soooooo you're a woman...

And a lesbian... Oh, does that upset you? A woman can't like other women? I have to cook your food and clean your house, do I? Well, I don't play that. *makes out with chick and grabs her boob*

Y'know... it would make sense... the sensitivity... the obsession over pointless things. yeah

Subject: Re: Ask.... Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:01 pm

Scott wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott wrote:: Soooooo you're a woman...

And a lesbian... Oh, does that upset you? A woman can't like other women? I have to cook your food and clean your house, do I? Well, I don't play that. *makes out with chick and grabs her boob*

Y'know... it would make sense... the sensitivity... the obsession over pointless things. yeah

Constant sand in the vag Say whaaa?

:

Subject: Re: Ask.... Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:03 pm

Callin wrote:

Scott wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott wrote:: Soooooo you're a woman...

And a lesbian... Oh, does that upset you? A woman can't like other women? I have to cook your food and clean your house, do I? Well, I don't play that. *makes out with chick and grabs her boob*

Y'know... it would make sense... the sensitivity... the obsession over pointless things. yeah

Constant sand in the vag Say whaaa?

:

Was actually thinking about adding that... Oh man

Subject: Re: Ask.... Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:08 pm

I leave to watch one episode of hellsing and y'all start talking shit and jackin each other off while I'm gone. WELL, FUUUUCK YOU!

Subject: Re: Ask.... Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:22 pm

yep thats what were doin. were doin a huge circle jerk. its a party up in here.. just grabbin away and wankin someone. course some are having more fun that others... The Joker over there keeps using mannaquin hands and leaving em wrapped around guys junks and runnin off laughing.

Oh and watch out. spanky is passin out /spanks with a spiked paddle.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:: I leave to watch one episode of hellsing and y'all start talking shit and jackin each other off while I'm gone. WELL, FUUUUCK YOU!

But... That's what we're always doing... We just don't invite you...

Subject: Re: Ask.... Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:27 pm

I ask a serious question and someone deletes my post? RACISTS!!

Subject: Re: Ask.... Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:31 pm

Anyway, I have a new question. How long into a relationship before I can expect my girlfriend to swallow? =D

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Ulyaoth wrote:: Anyway, I have a new question. How long into a relationship before I can expect my girlfriend to swallow? =D

In your position, I'd first get a girlfriend... Well, to tell it true- in your position, I'd first swallow some bleach and spare the poor girl...

Subject: Re: Ask.... Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:38 pm

The Joker wrote:: In your position, I'd first get a girlfriend... Well, to tell it true- in your position, I'd first swallow some bleach and spare the poor girl...

Hey, one of these days I'm gonna have a girlfriend and she's gonna come here and tell you you're wrong!

Except she won't come here. Because she can't know what I'm like here... at least... not for a long time...

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

The Joker wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: Anyway, I have a new question. How long into a relationship before I can expect my girlfriend to swallow? =D

In your position, I'd first get a girlfriend... Well, to tell it true- in your position, I'd first swallow some bleach and spare the poor girl...

Someone should punch you in the stomach.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

DinosaurGrimeth wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:: Anyway, I have a new question. How long into a relationship before I can expect my girlfriend to swallow? =D

In your position, I'd first get a girlfriend... Well, to tell it true- in your position, I'd first swallow some bleach and spare the poor girl...

Someone should punch you in the stomach.

You're never dropping that one, are you?

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

The Joker wrote:

DinosaurGrimeth wrote:

The Joker wrote:: In your position, I'd first get a girlfriend... Well, to tell it true- in your position, I'd first swallow some bleach and spare the poor girl...

Someone should punch you in the stomach.

You're never dropping that one, are you?

You gonna punch me in the stomach if I don't drop it? you

Subject: Re: Ask.... Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:46 pm

Ulyaoth wrote:: Anyway, I have a new question. How long into a relationship before I can expect my girlfriend to swallow? =D

...

It's not a when... it's an if... some girls do some don't. If she doesn't... she's never gonna. If she does... that doesn't mean she's always gonna. Say whaaa?

And like Ban said... I'd worry about getting a gf first.