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It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

I'd worry about getting friends first. Whats the good of having your girl swallow if you dont have anyone to brag about it to over drinks? You know, besides us you

Subject: Re: Ask.... Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:59 pm

Branch wrote:: I'd worry about getting friends first. Whats the good of having your girl swallow if you dont have anyone to brag about it to over drinks? You know, besides us

Well, I'm still getting oral in this scenario, so it's all good.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott wrote:: Soooooo you're a woman...

And a lesbian... Oh, does that upset you? A woman can't like other women? I have to cook your food and clean your house, do I? Well, I don't play that. *makes out with chick and grabs her boob*

Y'know... it would make sense... the sensitivity... the obsession over pointless things. yeah

What are you saying Scott? Ask.... - Page 8 2238782717

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Ulyaoth wrote:: Anyway, I have a new question. How long into a relationship before I can expect my girlfriend to swallow? =D

You do realize that there are women out there that DON'T swallow right? I mean, I don't personally know any that don't, but I've heard that there are women who don't... so shouldn't you first somehow manage to find out where she stands on it before dating her? You wouldn't want to be all up in her and then she's all like nope can't finish in here.

I tried wording that as delicately as possible.

Subject: Re: Ask.... Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:32 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott wrote:: Soooooo you're a woman...

And a lesbian... Oh, does that upset you? A woman can't like other women? I have to cook your food and clean your house, do I? Well, I don't play that. *makes out with chick and grabs her boob*

Y'know... it would make sense... the sensitivity... the obsession over pointless things. yeah

What are you saying Scott? Ask.... - Page 8 2238782717

That you guys have other qualities for which I love you for... <3

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: Y'know... it would make sense... the sensitivity... the obsession over pointless things.

What are you saying Scott? Ask.... - Page 8 2238782717

That you guys have other qualities for which I love you for... <3

LOL. Nice.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: Y'know... it would make sense... the sensitivity... the obsession over pointless things.

What are you saying Scott? Ask.... - Page 8 2238782717

That you guys have other qualities for which I love you for... <3

Good save...
OMG!

Subject: Re: Ask.... Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:32 am

The Joker wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:: What are you saying Scott?

That you guys have other qualities for which I love you for... <3

Good save...
OMG!

like Boobs, the sex, the fact you cook us dinner.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Callin wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Scott wrote:: That you guys have other qualities for which I love you for... <3

Good save...
OMG!

like Boobs, the sex, the fact you cook us dinner.

Meh, that's why I like women too. We have that in common. :P

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Callin wrote:

The Joker wrote:: Good save...

like Boobs, the sex, the fact you cook us dinner.

Meh, that's why I like women too. We have that in common. :P

I just fell deeper in love with you. So high

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Spankster wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Callin wrote:: like Boobs, the sex, the fact you cook us dinner.

Meh, that's why I like women too. We have that in common. :P

I just fell deeper in love with you. So high

In case I haven't mentioned it today. I love you more than the whole universe. The end.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

Subject: Re: Ask.... Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:28 am

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Callin wrote:

Is it weird that I looked through this, and thought "Done this, done that, hey maybe try that one?"

Subject: Re: Ask.... Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:33 am

Branch wrote:

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Callin wrote:

Is this like the Ubuntu/Linux guide to sex?

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Subject: Re: Ask.... Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:21 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: Y'know... it would make sense... the sensitivity... the obsession over pointless things.

What are you saying Scott? Ask.... - Page 8 2238782717

That you guys have other qualities for which I love you for... <3

LOL. Nice.

I know how to pandar to women... (yes it's intentionally spelled that way)

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: That you guys have other qualities for which I love you for... <3

LOL. Nice.

I know how to pandar to women... (yes it's intentionally spelled that way)

well done

Subject: Re: Ask.... Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:31 pm

another penguin

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ok im done now. i hope. this one was just funny.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Callin wrote:: another penguin

ok im done now. i hope. this one was just funny.

That wasn't funny at all those little guys have sharp beaks! Say WHA!!!

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Spankster wrote:

Callin wrote:: another penguin

ok im done now. i hope. this one was just funny.

That wasn't funny at all those little guys have sharp beaks! Say WHA!!!

All these penguins makes me want one... when we have our farm, can we get a penguin. We can build like a winter habitat for it in the barn or something.

Subject: Re: Ask.... Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:48 pm

Excuse me a second.. Where the fuck are you gonna have a farm at in NYC??? I mean if you wanted to head on down south you could start a farm, or you could buy on of the Islands out there. A bit expensive but should be possible. You would just need to hit the lotto 2 or 3 times.

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Callin wrote:: Excuse me a second.. Where the fuck are you gonna have a farm at in NYC??? I mean if you wanted to head on down south you could start a farm, or you could buy on of the Islands out there. A bit expensive but should be possible. You would just need to hit the lotto 2 or 3 times.

All we have to do is travel an hour or two north upstate and there is thousands of acres of land for us to run our nudie farm on.

...which is why I don't think penguins are a good idea. yeah