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Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...
I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.
I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …
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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:21 pm
Tureil wrote:
No, you stupid bimbo. It's the guys you constantly find yourself around. Try a change of scenery, try a different breed of man, maybe your love life won't play the same pathetic song every damn time.
Look, I know his pick up line at the seedy bar was crude, but it's not like other guys are any better.
:afro:
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:23 pm
Tureil wrote:
Aximand wrote:
That's actually true. I'm a genuinely nice guy (lol), and while I never had many friends in High School (by choice, if you've read my stories about what the kids that I went to school with were like, you'd understand) but I had this one friend who put me into the "friend zone" right away and I was perfectly fine with that, honestly I didn't want to date during High School because its just a drama llama waiting for someone to get on board. Every time some guy "broke her heart", I'd give her the same advice, and she wouldn't follow it.
It continues on to this day, my friend. Every other week I see "Guys are pigs. Guys suck. men aren't worth anything."
No, you stupid bimbo. It's the guys you constantly find yourself around. Try a change of scenery, try a different breed of man, maybe your love life won't play the same pathetic song every damn time.
It makes me wanna rage, and yet all I do is laugh at these people after a while. Yay, I've joined the ranks of total dicks. My zipper's already been undone and I have a nice girl under the desk servicing me.
I'll make it a calm night. I'll just spend a few hours whittling down her self-esteem and image using subtle tones before I go out and bang her best friend for a nightcap.
What are the gifs in your sig from?
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:24 pm
BuddyBurkman wrote:
Tureil wrote:
Aximand wrote:
That's actually true. I'm a genuinely nice guy (lol), and while I never had many friends in High School (by choice, if you've read my stories about what the kids that I went to school with were like, you'd understand) but I had this one friend who put me into the "friend zone" right away and I was perfectly fine with that, honestly I didn't want to date during High School because its just a drama llama waiting for someone to get on board. Every time some guy "broke her heart", I'd give her the same advice, and she wouldn't follow it.
It continues on to this day, my friend. Every other week I see "Guys are pigs. Guys suck. men aren't worth anything."
No, you stupid bimbo. It's the guys you constantly find yourself around. Try a change of scenery, try a different breed of man, maybe your love life won't play the same pathetic song every damn time.
It makes me wanna rage, and yet all I do is laugh at these people after a while. Yay, I've joined the ranks of total dicks. My zipper's already been undone and I have a nice girl under the desk servicing me.
I'll make it a calm night. I'll just spend a few hours whittling down her self-esteem and image using subtle tones before I go out and bang her best friend for a nightcap.
What are the gifs in your sig from?
Same thing as me avatar...
Tureil GD Member
Posts : 18 Join date : 2011-04-19
Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:25 pm
Lol. Hellsing Ultimate. the second OVA, precisely.
From this clip, to be *very* precise.
Edit: Not entirely true scott...Your ava's from the first Hellsing. Mine's from the second, better version.
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Burkman Perfect Stranger
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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:26 pm
That's what I thought. I haven't seen it in a while, so I forgot everything. They need to fucking release OVA 8 already.
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Scott Warlord
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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:27 pm
Tureil wrote:
Lol. Hellsing Ultimate. the second OVA, precisely.
From this clip, to be *very* precise.
Edit: Not entirely true scott...Your ava's from the first Hellsing. Mine's from the second, better version.
So picky... yeah I know it's better. Didn't realize the avatar was from the first one tho... I don't think it looks like the originals personally.
PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:16 pm
Awww guys this thread made me sad! Way to go assholes.
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:22 am
I'm a dick because i have a dick? I listen to my dick cause it got me my wife who i trolled in the OT and was a total dick too. I fucked her and we lived happily ever after:)
Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:46 am
PJsnaks wrote:
Awww guys this thread made me sad! Way to go assholes.
Yeah.... YOU DICKS!
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:23 am
Vaseline wrote:
PJsnaks wrote:
Awww guys this thread made me sad! Way to go assholes.
Yeah.... YOU DICKS!
You sure do like to talk about dicks alot. Do you need to get laid or something? I might offer to help you if i wasnt married already.
Causa Toneless Paragon
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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:26 am
Vaseline wrote:
PJsnaks wrote:
Awww guys this thread made me sad! Way to go assholes.
Yeah.... YOU DICKS!
It's that time of the month, get behind the barricade every one! :cover shot:
PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:30 am
Vaseline wrote:
PJsnaks wrote:
Awww guys this thread made me sad! Way to go assholes.
Yeah.... YOU DICKS!
And the thread comes full circle!
CollaWars Arcane Warrior
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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:37 am
PJsnaks wrote:
Vaseline wrote:
PJsnaks wrote:
Awww guys this thread made me sad! Way to go assholes.
Yeah.... YOU DICKS!
And the thread comes full circle!
Amazing it took eleven pages to do so.
PJsnaks OT Crime Lord
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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:38 am
Honestly I'm impressed it only took 11 pages to do so. I though we were lost 7 pages in.
Barbelith Skilled Troller
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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:34 pm
DarthNemis wrote:
Vaseline wrote:
PJsnaks wrote:
Awww guys this thread made me sad! Way to go assholes.
Yeah.... YOU DICKS!
You sure do like to talk about dicks alot. Do you need to get laid or something? I might offer to help you if i wasnt married already.
Maybe the services of someone geographically closer?
Causa Toneless Paragon
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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:20 pm
Barbelith wrote:
DarthNemis wrote:
Vaseline wrote:
PJsnaks wrote:
Awww guys this thread made me sad! Way to go assholes.
Yeah.... YOU DICKS!
You sure do like to talk about dicks alot. Do you need to get laid or something? I might offer to help you if i wasnt married already.
Maybe the services of someone geographically closer?
He is in your butt is that close enough?
Barbelith Skilled Troller
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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:42 pm
(Causa) wrote:
Barbelith wrote:
DarthNemis wrote:
You sure do like to talk about dicks alot. Do you need to get laid or something? I might offer to help you if i wasnt married already.
Maybe the services of someone geographically closer?
He is in your butt is that close enough?
I was talking about Vaseline not PJ numbnut,
Causa Toneless Paragon
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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:45 pm
Barbelith wrote:
(Causa) wrote:
Barbelith wrote:
DarthNemis wrote:
You sure do like to talk about dicks alot. Do you need to get laid or something? I might offer to help you if i wasnt married already.
Maybe the services of someone geographically closer?
He is in your butt is that close enough?
I was talking about Vaseline not PJ numbnut,
Good,Good now Get the fuck out of my sock drawer.
Barbelith Skilled Troller
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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:48 pm
(Causa) wrote:
Barbelith wrote:
(Causa) wrote:
He is in your butt is that close enough?
I was talking about Vaseline not PJ numbnut,
Good,Good now Get the fuck out of my sock drawer.
FINE!!
Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:48 pm
DarthNemis wrote:
Vaseline wrote:
PJsnaks wrote:
Awww guys this thread made me sad! Way to go assholes.
Yeah.... YOU DICKS!
You sure do like to talk about dicks alot. Do you need to get laid or something? I might offer to help you if i wasnt married already.
I gotta admit, it's been too long.
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:05 pm
Vaseline wrote:
DarthNemis wrote:
Vaseline wrote:
Yeah.... YOU DICKS!
You sure do like to talk about dicks alot. Do you need to get laid or something? I might offer to help you if i wasnt married already.
I gotta admit, it's been too long.
My wife is Gay. well Biesexual but she prefers females lol. Im the only guy she has ever let touch her. We could make it a 3 way.
Vaseline Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729 Join date : 2011-01-27 Location : England
Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:08 pm
DarthNemis wrote:
Vaseline wrote:
DarthNemis wrote:
You sure do like to talk about dicks alot. Do you need to get laid or something? I might offer to help you if i wasnt married already.
I gotta admit, it's been too long.
My wife is Gay. well Biesexual but she prefers females lol. Im the only guy she has ever let touch her. We could make it a 3 way.
Rofl.
How nice that must be for you...
Barbelith Skilled Troller
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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:18 pm
DarthNemis wrote:
Vaseline wrote:
DarthNemis wrote:
You sure do like to talk about dicks alot. Do you need to get laid or something? I might offer to help you if i wasnt married already.
I gotta admit, it's been too long.
My wife is Gay. well Biesexual but she prefers females lol. Im the only guy she has ever let touch her. We could make it a 3 way.
One word
GUL-LI-BLE!
Causa Toneless Paragon
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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:43 pm
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Barbelith Skilled Troller
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Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:44 pm
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