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Causa
Toneless Paragon
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| Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks?  Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:43 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- It's not as fun as you'd think.
:affraid:
Explosion....
in my pants... Keep it there. | |
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Ulyaoth
Lonely Bastard
Posts : 4358
Join date : 2011-04-19
Age : 36
Location : Hampton, Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:46 pm | |
| How would you go about pleasing 2 girls at once, anyway? I think I'd have enough trouble with the one.
I suppose you make good use of your hands for this? | |
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Barbelith
Skilled Troller
Posts : 583
Join date : 2011-04-04
Age : 41
Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:48 pm | |
| - TheMortonator. wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
What you don't want ME!!!!
No you're a dude, and no m mangina doesn't get past that fact
But you laughed What can I say I find pathecticness funny! | |
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The Mortonator
Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578
Join date : 2011-04-11
Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:50 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- What can I say I find you hawt!
I know. Everyone does. | |
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Barbelith
Skilled Troller
Posts : 583
Join date : 2011-04-04
Age : 41
Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:51 pm | |
| - TheMortonator. wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- What can I say I find you hawt!
I know. Everyone does. What...... ...... it's fucking true! | |
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Vaseline
Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : England
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:00 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- What can I say I find you hawt!
I know. Everyone does.
What......
...... it's fucking true! Get a room yeah? | |
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The Mortonator
Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578
Join date : 2011-04-11
Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:01 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
I know. Everyone does.
What......
...... it's fucking true!
Get a room yeah? That's okay. We'll do it out here. Wanna join us. | |
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Vaseline
Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729
Join date : 2011-01-27
Location : England
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:03 pm | |
| - TheMortonator. wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
What......
...... it's fucking true!
Get a room yeah? That's okay. We'll do it out here. Wanna join us. Errr! Okay. | |
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Barbelith
Skilled Troller
Posts : 583
Join date : 2011-04-04
Age : 41
Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:05 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- TheMortonator. wrote:
I know. Everyone does.
What......
...... it's fucking true!
Get a room yeah? You're just jealous | |
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Causa
Toneless Paragon
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:05 pm | |
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Barbelith
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Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:06 pm | |
| - (Causa) wrote:
- This thread is immortal.
It has dicks in the title | |
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Causa
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:08 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- (Causa) wrote:
- This thread is immortal.
It has dicks in the title I don't see it. 
Last edited by (Causa) on Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:09 pm; edited 1 time in total | |
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Barbelith
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Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:09 pm | |
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Vaseline
Queen of the OT Wasteland
Posts : 2729
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Location : England
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:10 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
What......
...... it's fucking true!
Get a room yeah?
You're just jealous I know... | |
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Causa
Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:10 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- FUCKING CHEATING EDIT!
The hell are you talking about? | |
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The Mortonator
Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578
Join date : 2011-04-11
Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:14 pm | |
| - Vaseline wrote:
- Errr!
Okay. :dancefoo_dance  | |
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Barbelith
Skilled Troller
Posts : 583
Join date : 2011-04-04
Age : 41
Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
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Causa
Toneless Paragon
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| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:23 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
Get a room yeah?
You're just jealous
I know...
:fuck: maybe | |
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Barbelith
Skilled Troller
Posts : 583
Join date : 2011-04-04
Age : 41
Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:24 pm | |
| - (Causa) wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- Vaseline wrote:
I know...
:fuck: maybe Hey who invited this guy? | |
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Causa
Toneless Paragon
Posts : 6251
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The Mortonator
Golden Kanohi
Posts : 2578
Join date : 2011-04-11
Location : Space, the final frontier right before what's beyond that.
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:26 pm | |
| - Barbelith wrote:
- Hey who invited this guy?
Wasn't me. We need to kick him out. | |
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Barbelith
Skilled Troller
Posts : 583
Join date : 2011-04-04
Age : 41
Location : In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar and in the dark dark cellar….
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:26 pm | |
| - (Causa) wrote:
- Barbelith wrote:
- (Causa) wrote:
:fuck: maybe
Hey who invited this guy?
He did >.> Well if it was him you'd better get in here | |
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Tureil
GD Member
Posts : 18
Join date : 2011-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:57 pm | |
| Guys are dicks 'cuz the sweet ones never get any attention. They become the "honorary big brothers" or the friend people tell their problems to, day in, day out.
I've been in that situation and it drives me --fucking. insane. -- I'd rather be a dick than listen to the same sob-story 53 times in a month when the person blubberin' won't even listen to simple advice.
So yeah, that's my spin on it. Enjoy. | |
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Aximand
Skilled Troller
Posts : 567
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Age : 35
Location : Communist Russia
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:04 pm | |
| - Tureil wrote:
- Guys are dicks 'cuz the sweet ones never get any attention. They become the "honorary big brothers" or the friend people tell their problems to, day in, day out.
I've been in that situation and it drives me --fucking. insane. -- I'd rather be a dick than listen to the same sob-story 53 times in a month when the person blubberin' won't even listen to simple advice.
So yeah, that's my spin on it. Enjoy. That's actually true. I'm a genuinely nice guy (lol), and while I never had many friends in High School (by choice, if you've read my stories about what the kids that I went to school with were like, you'd understand) but I had this one friend who put me into the "friend zone" right away and I was perfectly fine with that, honestly I didn't want to date during High School because its just a drama llama waiting for someone to get on board. Every time some guy "broke her heart", I'd give her the same advice, and she wouldn't follow it. | |
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Tureil
GD Member
Posts : 18
Join date : 2011-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Why are guys total dicks? Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:09 pm | |
| - Aximand wrote:
That's actually true. I'm a genuinely nice guy (lol), and while I never had many friends in High School (by choice, if you've read my stories about what the kids that I went to school with were like, you'd understand) but I had this one friend who put me into the "friend zone" right away and I was perfectly fine with that, honestly I didn't want to date during High School because its just a drama llama waiting for someone to get on board. Every time some guy "broke her heart", I'd give her the same advice, and she wouldn't follow it. It continues on to this day, my friend. Every other week I see "Guys are pigs. Guys suck. men aren't worth anything." No, you stupid bimbo. It's the guys you constantly find yourself around. Try a change of scenery, try a different breed of man, maybe your love life won't play the same pathetic song every damn time. It makes me wanna rage, and yet all I do is laugh at these people after a while. Yay, I've joined the ranks of total dicks. My zipper's already been undone and I have a nice girl under the desk servicing me. I'll make it a calm night. I'll just spend a few hours whittling down her self-esteem and image using subtle tones before I go out and bang her best friend for a nightcap. | |
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