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Scott
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| Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn!  Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:07 pm | |
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Ulyaoth
Lonely Bastard
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| | Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:23 pm | |
| - BananaDealer wrote:
- I hate to be the one to do this, but I feel we're all thinking it...
Uly... Shut the fuck up with your constant girl-at-work whining... We're tired of hearing how your life has no purpose and all your attempts at social interactions have proven as infertile as a 60 year-old Japanese guy from Hiroshima. (Too soon?) You know, Gillette didn't invent the two-sided razor just for their barber industry. (Really too soon? Just remember- it's not across the street, it's down the block...)
I don't know if that's just part of your online persona or you're actually this incapable of human interaction without a keyboard and mouse. I know it might (must actually) be difficult for someone to forget and move on with 'the one that got away'... But geez... Give it a rest already! Either pluck up the courage to show her that you are in fact more than the guy she sees around the water cooler (or whatever) and talk to her. Or just deal with the fact that she simply doesn't care about you and move the fuck on. You'll be doing yourself a real favor. Trust me. Believe it or not- there's bound to be some poor girl that will fall for you. There might even be one now (assuming you have any friends besides... us...). But you won't notice it since you'll be too stuck up moaning and groaning over 'girl-at-work' (any sexual innuendo is totally coincidental).
So just drop it. OK?
/endragefulrant
I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings at any point, Uly. I understand and do in fact feel for your 'troubles'... I wanted to post something short like "Banana, don't be black." for comical effect, but I'll postzorz for realzorz. It's color-coded for my thoughts as I was reading it... cuz it's long...(that's what she said) Whaaaat? You're not even on chat enough to hear the worst of it! But... I wouldn't even know how to get the little razor out of the thingy! What if I hurt myself? (That's funny right there... you know... cuz I'm about to kill myself in this scenario... but am afraid of hurting my fingers... that's funny, damn you!) Aww... that's the part that hurts, banana. Some poor girl? You mean some lucky girl! The Uly will be very devoted to this fortunate lady, whoever she is. And yes... that IS a good thing... so you shush. Actually, I didn't think that until you said it. You dirty little monkey. The moral of the story is that the Uly will not be deterred... from talking to you guys about it. Actually talking to her? Oh, goodness no. That requires much planning. I've been around her since June, I just asked her out a few days ago. I'm a broken shell of a man without Vaseline, clearly. That's the other moral. Don't wooorrrryyyyy..... I got the ball rolling now. This whole thing will conclude within a couple of weeks probably. For better or worse. | |
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MrEvilDude
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| | Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:31 pm | |
| - Ulyaoth wrote:
- BananaDealer wrote:
- I hate to be the one to do this, but I feel we're all thinking it...
Uly... Shut the fuck up with your constant girl-at-work whining... We're tired of hearing how your life has no purpose and all your attempts at social interactions have proven as infertile as a 60 year-old Japanese guy from Hiroshima. (Too soon?) You know, Gillette didn't invent the two-sided razor just for their barber industry. (Really too soon? Just remember- it's not across the street, it's down the block...)
I don't know if that's just part of your online persona or you're actually this incapable of human interaction without a keyboard and mouse. I know it might (must actually) be difficult for someone to forget and move on with 'the one that got away'... But geez... Give it a rest already! Either pluck up the courage to show her that you are in fact more than the guy she sees around the water cooler (or whatever) and talk to her. Or just deal with the fact that she simply doesn't care about you and move the fuck on. You'll be doing yourself a real favor. Trust me. Believe it or not- there's bound to be some poor girl that will fall for you. There might even be one now (assuming you have any friends besides... us...). But you won't notice it since you'll be too stuck up moaning and groaning over 'girl-at-work' (any sexual innuendo is totally coincidental).
So just drop it. OK?
/endragefulrant
I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings at any point, Uly. I understand and do in fact feel for your 'troubles'...
I wanted to post something short like "Banana, don't be black." for comical effect, but I'll postzorz for realzorz. It's color-coded for my thoughts as I was reading it... cuz it's long...(that's what she said)
Whaaaat? You're not even on chat enough to hear the worst of it!
But... I wouldn't even know how to get the little razor out of the thingy! What if I hurt myself? (That's funny right there... you know... cuz I'm about to kill myself in this scenario... but am afraid of hurting my fingers... that's funny, damn you!)
Aww... that's the part that hurts, banana. Some poor girl? You mean some lucky girl! The Uly will be very devoted to this fortunate lady, whoever she is. And yes... that IS a good thing... so you shush.
Actually, I didn't think that until you said it. You dirty little monkey.
The moral of the story is that the Uly will not be deterred... from talking to you guys about it. Actually talking to her? Oh, goodness no. That requires much planning. I've been around her since June, I just asked her out a few days ago.
I'm a broken shell of a man without Vaseline, clearly. That's the other moral.
Don't wooorrrryyyyy..... I got the ball rolling now. This whole thing will conclude within a couple of weeks probably. For better or worse.  PENIS *awkward silence* | |
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Ulyaoth
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| | Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:14 am | |
| Bad news, guys. I had work again tonight, girl-at-work was there. Things didn't go so well... I'm losing hope. Chances are good it's going to affect you guys, too. Look, it's happening already. Woe is us, my bosom buddies. Woe is us. | |
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Scott
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| | Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:28 am | |
| *Note to self... avoid OT forums for a while.* | |
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MrEvilDude
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| | Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:25 pm | |
| - Scott wrote:
- *Note to self... avoid OT forums for a while.*
Or buy a gag for Uly's birthday | |
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Scott
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| | Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:04 pm | |
| Anywho... back to something that matters... WOMEN! I love them... ^_^ | |
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GSG
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| | Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:44 pm | |
| I saw this chick today, she had boobs and I was all like "HEEEEEEEEEEEEY".
But anyway I realised I have a thing for chicks who try the punk style. No idea why. | |
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Ban-Anad
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| | Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:38 am | |
| - Scott wrote:
- Anywho... back to something that matters... WOMEN! I love them... ^_^
It was my understanding that we all do... On a side note... My girlfriend is bisexual. I'm gonna leave it at that....  | |
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Daroska
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Scott
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Mistress Morrigan
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| | Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:12 am | |
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All girls are a little bi... true story...  I agree with this statement | |
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Scott
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Mistress Morrigan
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Spankster
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| | Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:26 pm | |
| - Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Scott wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
I agree with this statement
I told my wife... if she ever cheats on me with a woman... she should at least have the decency to tape it.
I know many couples with this arrangement *cough cough* Hey! If Tupaq can make a sex tape after several years of death...why not?!?!? | |
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Mistress Morrigan
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| | Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:48 pm | |
| - Spanky wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Scott wrote:
I told my wife... if she ever cheats on me with a woman... she should at least have the decency to tape it.
I know many couples with this arrangement *cough cough*
Hey! If Tupaq can make a sex tape after several years of death...why not?!?!? Wait. Tupac has s sex tape out there? Seriously? I am so downloading that tonight. | |
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Spankster
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| | Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:07 pm | |
| - Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Spanky wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
I know many couples with this arrangement *cough cough*
Hey! If Tupaq can make a sex tape after several years of death...why not?!?!?
Wait. Tupac has s sex tape out there? Seriously? I am so downloading that tonight. Check out TMZ. P.S. Don't wear anything green this weekend. You will mess up the special fx. Edit: Tupaq sex tape. | |
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Mistress Morrigan
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Mistress Morrigan
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| | Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:12 pm | |
| - Spanky wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Spanky wrote:
Check out TMZ.
P.S.
Don't wear anything green this weekend. You will mess up the special fx.
But I like it when you tie me up with the green shirt
Well then you really won't be wearing it now will you? I'm thinking silk ties for Saturday night anyway. Fair point..... and I already planned on the silk ties as well my love. But those were for my legs.... Chinese binding rope? | |
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Mistress Morrigan
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Spankster
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| | Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:19 pm | |
| - Mistress Morrigan wrote:
- Spanky wrote:
- Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Wait. Tupac has s sex tape out there? Seriously? I am so downloading that tonight.
Check out TMZ.
P.S.
Don't wear anything green this weekend. You will mess up the special fx.
Edit: Tupaq sex tape.
I got my hopes up for a sex tape, and all it is as a freaking BJ that won't be released. Damn. This is proof of the non-existance of a higher being.
I guess we will just have to step up the production value of our flic then... /durag | |
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Mistress Morrigan
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| | Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:22 pm | |
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/durag that'll make a good gag | |
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Ban-Anad
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| | Subject: Re: A thread about Wilbourn! Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:25 pm | |
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