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Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...
I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.
I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"
If people are still giving out free drinks, I would like the best vodka you have, because...
I don't think you can take the best vodka I have...
Whichever you pick, they were made by essentially the same company (the Russian state vodka monopoly) around the beginning of the 20th century... They're essentially identical. In my opinion the best vodka. You'd be lucky to find a bottle capped (i.e- made) in 1940. I had the unique pleasure of tasting one such glass... Not for a mortal man...
Gee....thanks Scott... Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. Not to mention, decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
But I do think that the intention was very sweet. So thank you.
I still bare the scars from the first pregnant woman I took coffee (or any caffeinated beverage for that matter) from... @_@
She must have been a first timer.... caffeine in small quanitities is ok, and not to mention this particular Mom would not be able to function without it. I can barely stay awake as it is... but the docs do scare the newbies into thinking they can't have anything etc.
Gee....thanks Scott... Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. Not to mention, decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
But I do think that the intention was very sweet. So thank you.
I still bare the scars from the first pregnant woman I took coffee (or any caffeinated beverage for that matter) from... @_@
She must have been a first timer.... caffeine in small quanitities is ok, and not to mention this particular Mom would not be able to function without it. I can barely stay awake as it is... but the docs do scare the newbies into thinking they can't have anything etc.
Ha ha ha ha oooooppppssss I have just realized the danger of sharing the computer with someone on OTA... I could have deleted this for sure, but it cracked me up... even if he won't find it as funny in the morning when he sees it....
Sorry Spanky my love, next time log out. (insert cute smile here)
Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
Subject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1. Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:33 pm
I've been hacked by a smexy ninja!
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1. Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:54 pm
I'm confused... I hate it when you guys confuse me... I get confused too easily...
Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
Subject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1. Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:01 pm
The Joker wrote:
I'm confused... I hate it when you guys confuse me... I get confused too easily...
My sex slave chewed out of her duct tape bikini and posted on the OTA using my account.
She will pay for this...dearly!
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1. Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:05 pm
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Spankster wrote:
Scott wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Gee....thanks Scott... Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. Not to mention, decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
But I do think that the intention was very sweet. So thank you.
I still bare the scars from the first pregnant woman I took coffee (or any caffeinated beverage for that matter) from... @_@
She must have been a first timer.... caffeine in small quanitities is ok, and not to mention this particular Mom would not be able to function without it. I can barely stay awake as it is... but the docs do scare the newbies into thinking they can't have anything etc.
Ha ha ha ha oooooppppssss I have just realized the danger of sharing the computer with someone on OTA... I could have deleted this for sure, but it cracked me up... even if he won't find it as funny in the morning when he sees it....
Sorry Spanky my love, next time log out. (insert cute smile here)
Wai who am I talking to this time!?
Also... yeah the docs did I guess. I would feel bad if I knew it would impend her caffine addiction... but I swear... that woman can draw 12 hours of energy (like ADD hyper baby on coke energy) from a single Twix bar. I think the pregnancy was more tiring for me than her... :3
Spankster OT Crime Lord
Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04
Subject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1. Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:13 pm
Scott wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Spankster wrote:
She must have been a first timer.... caffeine in small quanitities is ok, and not to mention this particular Mom would not be able to function without it. I can barely stay awake as it is... but the docs do scare the newbies into thinking they can't have anything etc.
Ha ha ha ha oooooppppssss I have just realized the danger of sharing the computer with someone on OTA... I could have deleted this for sure, but it cracked me up... even if he won't find it as funny in the morning when he sees it....
Sorry Spanky my love, next time log out. (insert cute smile here)
Wai who am I talking to this time!?
Also... yeah the docs did I guess. I would feel bad if I knew it would impend her caffine addiction... but I swear... that woman can draw 12 hours of energy (like ADD hyper baby on coke energy) from a single Twix bar. I think the pregnancy was more tiring for me than her... :3
All of the above that you quoted are from little Ms. Naughty Yoga Pants. AKA Morrigan.
Yeah...I'm gonna love administering the paytback for tyhis one....yeah....
I'm gonna be all....
and shes gonna be like...
and then I'm gonna ....
and she's gonna go...
but them imma do like...
and she'll be all like...
and then i will be happy.
(read in Canadia accent)
Scott Warlord
Posts : 11279 Join date : 2011-01-26 Age : 35 Location : Burkman's attic... drilling...
Subject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1. Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:15 pm
Spankster wrote:
Scott wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Spankster wrote:
She must have been a first timer.... caffeine in small quanitities is ok, and not to mention this particular Mom would not be able to function without it. I can barely stay awake as it is... but the docs do scare the newbies into thinking they can't have anything etc.
Ha ha ha ha oooooppppssss I have just realized the danger of sharing the computer with someone on OTA... I could have deleted this for sure, but it cracked me up... even if he won't find it as funny in the morning when he sees it....
Sorry Spanky my love, next time log out. (insert cute smile here)
Wai who am I talking to this time!?
Also... yeah the docs did I guess. I would feel bad if I knew it would impend her caffine addiction... but I swear... that woman can draw 12 hours of energy (like ADD hyper baby on coke energy) from a single Twix bar. I think the pregnancy was more tiring for me than her... :3
All of the above that you quoted are from little Ms. Naughty Yoga Pants. AKA Morrigan.
Yeah...I'm gonna love administering the paytback for tyhis one....yeah....
I'm gonna be all....
and shes gonna be like...
and then I'm gonna ....
and she's gonna go...
but them imma do like...
and she'll be all like...
and then i will be happy.
(read in Canadia accent)
Wai... if use same computer... not at work...
... why not on chat ever?
Burkman Perfect Stranger
Posts : 6437 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 80 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1. Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:58 pm
I bought a record player.
Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
Subject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1. Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:02 pm
Cervantes de Leon wrote:
I bought a record player.
Any good records to play on it?
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1. Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:09 pm
Meatlocker wrote:
Cervantes de Leon wrote:
I bought a record player.
Any good records to play on it?
*Gets another record off the shelf and blows the dust over it. Puts on record.*
Yeet WolfPack
Posts : 4069 Join date : 2011-02-02 Age : 94 Location : le tit
Subject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1. Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:10 pm
i haz teh movez liek jagger i haz teh movez liek jagger i haz teh moo-ooo-oooo-oovez liek jagger
Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
Subject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1. Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:10 pm
The Joker wrote:
Meatlocker wrote:
Cervantes de Leon wrote:
I bought a record player.
Any good records to play on it?
*Gets another record off the shelf and blows the dust over it. Puts on record.*
I think I felt the awesome from that dust.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1. Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:14 pm
There must be some way outa here! said the Joker to the Thief
Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
Subject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1. Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:19 pm
The Joker wrote:
There must be some way outa here! said the Joker to the Thief
There's too much confusion here. I can't get no relief.
Ban-Anad BananaGod
Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32
Subject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1. Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:36 pm
Meatlocker wrote:
The Joker wrote:
There must be some way outa here! said the Joker to the Thief
There's too much confusion here. I can't get no relief.
As far as I'm concerned... This version is blasphemy...
Meatlocker Detective
Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30
Subject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1. Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:46 pm
The Joker wrote:
Meatlocker wrote:
The Joker wrote:
There must be some way outa here! said the Joker to the Thief
There's too much confusion here. I can't get no relief.
As far as I'm concerned... This version is blasphemy...