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Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:43 am

I'm thinking Maximus Erectus if it's a boy.


That's no worse than Bodwar or whatever.

Edit: Damn! Gotta love da glitter spank. FABULOUS!!

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:46 am

Spankster wrote:
I'm thinking Maximus Erectus if it's a boy.


That's no worse than Bodwar or whatever.

Edit: Damn! Gotta love da glitter spank. FABULOUS!!

wat?




And yes... I know I'm not the only one staring at it...
Say whaaa?

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:50 am

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Spankster wrote:
I'm thinking Maximus Erectus if it's a boy.


That's no worse than Bodwar or whatever.

Edit: Damn! Gotta love da glitter spank. FABULOUS!!

wat?




And yes... I know I'm not the only one staring at it...
Say whaaa?

Mesmirizing...isn't it? So high

Just thank whatever God you pray to that Morrigan won't let me make a gif of her.

Edit:[u] And for the record...I DID'NT MAKE THIS GIF...COPY PASTA MAN...COPY PASTA!

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:15 pm

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Just thank whatever God you pray to that Morrigan won't let me make a gif of her


I know you meant that as a compliment but it sounds wrong.... and you're right that gif would NEVER happen.

Maximus Erectus huh? No Spanky Jr?

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:37 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
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Just thank whatever God you pray to that Morrigan won't let me make a gif of her


I know you meant that as a compliment but it sounds wrong.... and you're right that gif would NEVER happen.

Maximus Erectus huh? No Spanky Jr?

Ah! So SpankyVI is still on the table! HAZZZAAAAHHHH!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:40 pm

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Just thank whatever God you pray to that Morrigan won't let me make a gif of her


I know you meant that as a compliment but it sounds wrong.... and you're right that gif would NEVER happen.

Maximus Erectus huh? No Spanky Jr?

Ah! So SpankyVI is still on the table! HAZZZAAAAHHHH!!!!

Technically it would be Spanky VII as you already have a Spanky Jr my love.

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:41 pm

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I know you meant that as a compliment but it sounds wrong.... and you're right that gif would NEVER happen.

Maximus Erectus huh? No Spanky Jr?

Ah! So SpankyVI is still on the table! HAZZZAAAAHHHH!!!!

Technically it would be Spanky VII as you already have a Spanky Jr my love.

I'm just glad someone is keeping count. Hello Clarice

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:43 pm

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Ah! So SpankyVI is still on the table! HAZZZAAAAHHHH!!!!

Technically it would be Spanky VII as you already have a Spanky Jr my love.

I'm just glad someone is keeping count. Hello Clarice

I figure I'll stop counting after the next one is born

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:46 pm

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Technically it would be Spanky VII as you already have a Spanky Jr my love.

I'm just glad someone is keeping count. Hello Clarice

I figure I'll stop counting after the next one is born

Well then ....I hope the next one is Asian. They're REALLY good at math stuffz.

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:47 pm

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I'm just glad someone is keeping count. Hello Clarice

I figure I'll stop counting after the next one is born

Well then ....I hope the next one is Asian. They're REALLY good at math stuffz.

If the next one was Asian we'd have a problem honey.

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:57 pm

Heh heh.. alllllll riiiiight!


Why I felt like posting this? I have no idea. It must relate to Spanky, somehow. Scott wuz here... hehe.

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:59 pm

At first, I would stare at this girl's ass as she was spanked with the glitter, naturally. But now... I keep looking at this person's arm. You can like... see the shockwave go through their arm from the spank. Also, that thong... I wonder... did it keep all the glitter out of her no-no place? I bet not. I wonder if the glitter added extra sting to the slap? For some reason I think it would. Like tiny little sharp projectiles. She's wearing high heels, isn't she? I wonder why.

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:29 am

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At first, I would stare at this girl's ass as she was spanked with the glitter, naturally. But now... I keep looking at this person's arm. You can like... see the shockwave go through their arm from the spank. Also, that thong... I wonder... did it keep all the glitter out of her no-no place? I bet not. I wonder if the glitter added extra sting to the slap? For some reason I think it would. Like tiny little sharp projectiles. She's wearing high heels, isn't she? I wonder why.

I'm thinking that the glitter did get into her no-no place... kind of like sand would if you did it at the beach......

As for the heels. We both know the answer to this.

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:09 am

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
At first, I would stare at this girl's ass as she was spanked with the glitter, naturally. But now... I keep looking at this person's arm. You can like... see the shockwave go through their arm from the spank. Also, that thong... I wonder... did it keep all the glitter out of her no-no place? I bet not. I wonder if the glitter added extra sting to the slap? For some reason I think it would. Like tiny little sharp projectiles. She's wearing high heels, isn't she? I wonder why.

I'm thinking that the glitter did get into her no-no place... kind of like sand would if you did it at the beach......

As for the heels. We both know the answer to this.


Never heard of beach towels, I gather...
Say whaaa?

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:31 am

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Ulyaoth wrote:
At first, I would stare at this girl's ass as she was spanked with the glitter, naturally. But now... I keep looking at this person's arm. You can like... see the shockwave go through their arm from the spank. Also, that thong... I wonder... did it keep all the glitter out of her no-no place? I bet not. I wonder if the glitter added extra sting to the slap? For some reason I think it would. Like tiny little sharp projectiles. She's wearing high heels, isn't she? I wonder why.

I'm thinking that the glitter did get into her no-no place... kind of like sand would if you did it at the beach......

As for the heels. We both know the answer to this.


Never heard of beach towels, I gather...
Say whaaa?

Dude. Sand gets on beach towels too

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:49 am

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I'm thinking that the glitter did get into her no-no place... kind of like sand would if you did it at the beach......

As for the heels. We both know the answer to this.


Never heard of beach towels, I gather...
Say whaaa?

Dude. Sand gets on beach towels too

Get a lounge chair (or sunbed, whatever you call it) then...
yeah

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:55 am

The Joker wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
The Joker wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:


I'm thinking that the glitter did get into her no-no place... kind of like sand would if you did it at the beach......

As for the heels. We both know the answer to this.


Never heard of beach towels, I gather...
Say whaaa?

Dude. Sand gets on beach towels too

Get a lounge chair (or sunbed, whatever you call it) then...
yeah

You've never had sex on the beach... have you? yeah

Sand... gets... e-v-e-r-y-w-h-u-r... especially if yer wet (non-sexual Say whaaa? )

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:15 pm

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Dude. Sand gets on beach towels too

Get a lounge chair (or sunbed, whatever you call it) then...
yeah

You've never had sex on the beach... have you? yeah

Sand... gets... e-v-e-r-y-w-h-u-r... especially if yer wet (non-sexual Say whaaa? )

No, I've had sex on the beach... We did use a towel and that seemed to prevent (most of) the sand from getting in... places...

Our fourth time we used a sunbed (with a towel on it...) and there wasn't a sand problem...

Though yes, maybe if you're just getting out of the water, it would be a bigger problem... Though sex in the water is pretty nice too... Given that the sea is relatively clean (no floating seaweed and stuff)


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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:23 pm

You're certainly better at it than me then... Say whaaa?

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:38 pm

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Get a lounge chair (or sunbed, whatever you call it) then...
yeah

You've never had sex on the beach... have you? yeah

Sand... gets... e-v-e-r-y-w-h-u-r... especially if yer wet (non-sexual Say whaaa? )

No, I've had sex on the beach... We did use a towel and that seemed to prevent (most of) the sand from getting in... places...

Our fourth time we used a sunbed (with a towel on it...) and there wasn't a sand problem...

Though yes, maybe if you're just getting out of the water, it would be a bigger problem... Though sex in the water is pretty nice too... Given that the sea is relatively clean (no floating seaweed and stuff)


AHA "MOST OF" not all...

though I can see how the lounger probably helped. good idea.

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:06 pm

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You've never had sex on the beach... have you? yeah

Sand... gets... e-v-e-r-y-w-h-u-r... especially if yer wet (non-sexual Say whaaa? )

No, I've had sex on the beach... We did use a towel and that seemed to prevent (most of) the sand from getting in... places...

Our fourth time we used a sunbed (with a towel on it...) and there wasn't a sand problem...

Though yes, maybe if you're just getting out of the water, it would be a bigger problem... Though sex in the water is pretty nice too... Given that the sea is relatively clean (no floating seaweed and stuff)


AHA "MOST OF" not all...

though I can see how the lounger probably helped. good idea.

Just... Make sure you either find a secluded/unpopulated spot on the beach or go at night (bonus romantic points)...

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Wed Feb 01, 2012 2:55 pm

I remember once when my friends were drunk and they went to see twilight, I've gone with them in case they suffer seizures from the film's horrendous script.....You should have came with me, man was it funny, they pratically were pretending that they were fucking belle, they were redubbing the film, they made noise in the movie theater, they even got some vuvuzelas and pissed off people, the movie theater's owner banned them from the theater

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:38 pm

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I remember once when my friends were drunk and they went to see twilight, I've gone with them in case they suffer seizures from the film's horrendous script.....You should have came with me, man was it funny, they pratically were pretending that they were fucking belle, they were redubbing the film, they made noise in the movie theater, they even got some vuvuzelas and pissed off people, the movie theater's owner banned them from the theater

Wat? huh?

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:44 pm

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I remember once when my friends were drunk and they went to see twilight, I've gone with them in case they suffer seizures from the film's horrendous script.....You should have came with me, man was it funny, they pratically were pretending that they were fucking belle, they were redubbing the film, they made noise in the movie theater, they even got some vuvuzelas and pissed off people, the movie theater's owner banned them from the theater

Ummm. Not to be a dork. But her name is Bella. Not Belle. Everything else you said about the movie script was dead on though.

It does beg the question of WHY you went to see twilight though....

It's the sparkles isn't it?

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PostSubject: Re: Drunken Ramblingz Vol 1.   Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:03 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
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I remember once when my friends were drunk and they went to see twilight, I've gone with them in case they suffer seizures from the film's horrendous script.....You should have came with me, man was it funny, they pratically were pretending that they were fucking belle, they were redubbing the film, they made noise in the movie theater, they even got some vuvuzelas and pissed off people, the movie theater's owner banned them from the theater

Ummm. Not to be a dork. But her name is Bella. Not Belle. Everything else you said about the movie script was dead on though.

It does beg the question of WHY you went to see twilight though....

It's the sparkles isn't it?

I had a friend in high school who read through ALL the Twilight books... His excuse: 'My sister recommended them to me...' which was code for 'My sister bullied me to read them.' His sister is two years younger than him...

He was kinda the one cracked egg in the dozen...

Most men's rationale behind going to see Twilight is either:
A) Girlfriend/Crush says she would like to. Time to take one for the team!
B) Picking up dazzled girls with self-esteem issues around the cinema exit after the movie? Yeah, totally worth the mental suicide I'm gonna have during the film...

Though if that's their choice in women...

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