The Never-Ending Thread

Having a good day today and figured I would just come here and say so.

I need to get a job.

CollaWars wrote:

I need to get a job.

I can relate...

I put 133 hours into dark souls 2 in the past two weeks. You know, keepin' busy. >_>

Ulyaoth wrote:

I put 133 hours into dark souls 2 in the past two weeks. You know, keepin' busy. >_>

If there are 336 hours in two weeks you've spent 39.5% of your time playing DS2. Assuming that you sleep approximately 8 hours a day you've spend another 112 hours sleeping which would be 33%. You spend more time playing Dark Souls than you do sleeping. According to my calculations that would add up to..to..  

CollaWars wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

I put 133 hours into dark souls 2 in the past two weeks. You know, keepin' busy. >_>

If there are 336 hours in two weeks you've spent 39.5% of your time playing DS2. Assuming that you sleep approximately 8 hours a day you've spend another 112 hours sleeping which would be 33%. You spend more time playing Dark Souls than you do sleeping. According to my calculations that would add up to..to..  

To sum it up, Uly- you have no actual life.

CollaWars wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

I put 133 hours into dark souls 2 in the past two weeks. You know, keepin' busy. >_>

If there are 336 hours in two weeks you've spent 39.5% of your time playing DS2. Assuming that you sleep approximately 8 hours a day you've spend another 112 hours sleeping which would be 33%. You spend more time playing Dark Souls than you do sleeping. According to my calculations that would add up to..to..  

27.5% masturbating...

Happy Mothers Day to all yall motherfuckers out there.

Happy I`m fucking your MILF Mom Day!

I do have a MILF... and I'm missing her terribly.

... also my mother... I miss her too. >.>

Sent both of em edible fruit bouquets this year...

Grimeth: "So, apparently Wilbourn flaked out on Branch in TOR"

Uly: "I believe it"

This is the world we live in, wilbourn. A world where wilbourn is a flake. A consistent flake. Do not ask US why... for the answer lies within thyself. "Why DO they call wilbourn a flake?", Wilbourn must ask himself. Seek wisdom within thyself, traveler.

I want to do game and movie reviews but know nothing about website design.

I'm going to go out on a limb and take an educated guess that you know nothing of professional game and movie reviews/critiques...

Jetbounty wrote:

I want to do game and movie reviews but know nothing about website design.

Dude...

Youtube...  

And interwebz...     

Scott wrote:

I'm going to go out on a limb and take an educated guess that you know nothing of professional game and movie reviews/critiques...

Explain what you mean by that.

If you're implying I've never seen game reviews or movie reviews because for whatever reason you think I'm stupid on the subject of...well everything, really, then no, you're wrong. If you think I have no literary or journalistic skills at all...well nope you're still wrong I'm pretty sure.

Jetbounty wrote:

Scott wrote:

I'm going to go out on a limb and take an educated guess that you know nothing of professional game and movie reviews/critiques...

Explain what you mean by that.

If you're implying I've never seen game reviews or movie reviews because for whatever reason you think I'm stupid on the subject of...well everything, really, then no, you're wrong.  If you think I have no literary or journalistic skills at all...well nope you're still wrong I'm pretty sure.

I'm implying, and I'm pretty sure this is obvious, that you are not educated on the subject of critiquing, nor have a professional arts degree. You also aren't an internet celeb. So I guess the point to take away from this is: Why would anyone want to read your reviews, short of your friends/family? Why waste your time?

Scott wrote:

Jetbounty wrote:

Scott wrote:

I'm going to go out on a limb and take an educated guess that you know nothing of professional game and movie reviews/critiques...

Explain what you mean by that.

If you're implying I've never seen game reviews or movie reviews because for whatever reason you think I'm stupid on the subject of...well everything, really, then no, you're wrong.  If you think I have no literary or journalistic skills at all...well nope you're still wrong I'm pretty sure.

I'm implying, and I'm pretty sure this is obvious, that you are not educated on the subject of critiquing, nor have a professional arts degree. You also aren't an internet celeb. So I guess the point to take away from this is: Why would anyone want to read your reviews, short of your friends/family? Why waste your time?

The average person who reads a video game review doesn't care if someone has a professional arts degree. What matters is if they're able to put together well thought out analyses of the product in question.

Besides, every reviewer and review site has to start somewhere. I doubt every person who visits IGN's website is a relative or friend to the writers there.

Scott wrote:

Jetbounty wrote:

Scott wrote:

I'm going to go out on a limb and take an educated guess that you know nothing of professional game and movie reviews/critiques...

Explain what you mean by that.

If you're implying I've never seen game reviews or movie reviews because for whatever reason you think I'm stupid on the subject of...well everything, really, then no, you're wrong.  If you think I have no literary or journalistic skills at all...well nope you're still wrong I'm pretty sure.

I'm implying, and I'm pretty sure this is obvious, that you are not educated on the subject of critiquing, nor have a professional arts degree. You also aren't an internet celeb. So I guess the point to take away from this is: Why would anyone want to read your reviews, short of your friends/family? Why waste your time?

Maybe if he goes to youtube, make a video and do some of dem WACKY EFFECTZ!
Then he will probably get like a thousand views.

Hey, if PewDiePie made a living by making rape jokes while screaming and Tobuscus made one by doing exactly like PewDiePie only with WACKY EFFECTZ!
Then I have no doubts that probably everyone can gain millions of viewers by just doing that.
(And also, posting to that RayWilliamJohnson guy; 'Cause he comments and shit)

Jetbounty wrote:

Scott wrote:

Jetbounty wrote:

Explain what you mean by that.

If you're implying I've never seen game reviews or movie reviews because for whatever reason you think I'm stupid on the subject of...well everything, really, then no, you're wrong.  If you think I have no literary or journalistic skills at all...well nope you're still wrong I'm pretty sure.

I'm implying, and I'm pretty sure this is obvious, that you are not educated on the subject of critiquing, nor have a professional arts degree. You also aren't an internet celeb. So I guess the point to take away from this is: Why would anyone want to read your reviews, short of your friends/family? Why waste your time?

The average person who reads a video game review doesn't care if someone has a  professional arts degree.  What matters is if they're able to put together well thought out analyses of the product in question.

Besides, every reviewer and review site has to start somewhere.  I doubt every person who visits IGN's website is a relative or friend to the writers there.

Meh, I say go for it.      

Jetbounty wrote:

Scott wrote:

Jetbounty wrote:

Scott wrote:

I'm going to go out on a limb and take an educated guess that you know nothing of professional game and movie reviews/critiques...

Explain what you mean by that.

If you're implying I've never seen game reviews or movie reviews because for whatever reason you think I'm stupid on the subject of...well everything, really, then no, you're wrong.  If you think I have no literary or journalistic skills at all...well nope you're still wrong I'm pretty sure.

I'm implying, and I'm pretty sure this is obvious, that you are not educated on the subject of critiquing, nor have a professional arts degree. You also aren't an internet celeb. So I guess the point to take away from this is: Why would anyone want to read your reviews, short of your friends/family? Why waste your time?

The average person who reads a video game review doesn't care if someone has a  professional arts degree.  What matters is if they're able to put together well thought out analyses of the product in question.

Besides, every reviewer and review site has to start somewhere.  I doubt every person who visits IGN's website is a relative or friend to the writers there.

The average person who reads a vid game review doesn't search for random vid game reviews from someone they don't recognize. No.. and this has been true since the dawn of time... people like to hear extreme points of view... pazass... do you have extreme views? Are you a hardcore narcissistic, cynical, ass hole? Or are you one of those avg. people who post a realistic view? Because if you want a realistic view... you can just go to amazon and look the product up.

Reviewer? Jet... I've fixed up two or three sites for you before (lord knows how many you've actually made)... you are always starting unfinished things. I've yet to see you stick with anything... so from my point of view you'll be bored with this idea within 2 weeks.   

Scott wrote:

Jetbounty wrote:

Scott wrote:

I'm implying, and I'm pretty sure this is obvious, that you are not educated on the subject of critiquing, nor have a professional arts degree. You also aren't an internet celeb. So I guess the point to take away from this is: Why would anyone want to read your reviews, short of your friends/family? Why waste your time?

The average person who reads a video game review doesn't care if someone has a  professional arts degree.  What matters is if they're able to put together well thought out analyses of the product in question.

Besides, every reviewer and review site has to start somewhere.  I doubt every person who visits IGN's website is a relative or friend to the writers there.

The average person who reads a vid game review doesn't search for random vid game reviews from someone they don't recognize. No.. and this has been true since the dawn of time... people like to hear extreme points of view... pazass... do you have extreme views? Are you a hardcore narcissistic, cynical, ass hole? Or are you one of those avg. people who post a realistic view? Because if you want a realistic view... you can just go to amazon and look the product up.

Reviewer? Jet... I've fixed up two or three sites for you before (lord knows how many you've actually made)... you are always starting unfinished things. I've yet to see you stick with anything... so from my point of view you'll be bored with this idea within 2 weeks.   

I search for random game reviews sometimes....and I don't think I'm the only one, because a lot of them seem to be doing well. If I'm considering buying a product I like to get multiple perspectives on it. I don't mind an extreme point of view if it's justified but I tend to avoid posts that don't make much sense to me. Journalism still has some respect for honest criticism.

I stick with things all the time you guys just don't always know about them...I've been working out for a solid year now and I'm not planning on quitting anytime soon. As for the websites I don't think it's fair to bring up the EG times...especially considering those were nothing more than an ego trip for me and they were made without a single dime put into them.

I guess I'll just have to prove you wrong and stick with it for 3 weeks :P

Ulyaoth wrote:

Grimeth: "So, apparently Wilbourn flaked out on Branch in TOR"

Uly: "I believe it"

This is the world we live in, wilbourn. A world where wilbourn is a flake. A consistent flake. Do not ask US why... for the answer lies within thyself. "Why DO they call wilbourn a flake?", Wilbourn must ask himself. Seek wisdom within thyself, traveler.

I play my bounty hunter mostly. And this week is extremely busy for me. I'll be on more next week

WILBAMA wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Grimeth: "So, apparently Wilbourn flaked out on Branch in TOR"

Uly: "I believe it"

This is the world we live in, wilbourn. A world where wilbourn is a flake. A consistent flake. Do not ask US why... for the answer lies within thyself. "Why DO they call wilbourn a flake?", Wilbourn must ask himself. Seek wisdom within thyself, traveler.

I play my bounty hunter mostly. And this week is extremely busy for me. I'll be on more next week

BH awwwww yis...

So Scott's wife was all, "I want 5 kids." and he said fine and after 2 kids, she's all "taking care of kids is a lot of work, why do we have to have 5?"

Scott looked that woman straight in her eye sockets and he said "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiittch"