The Never-Ending Thread

Jetbounty wrote:

Does anybody have advice on being overly sheltered?  Or can anyone at least relate?

Since Watch Dogs came out today I wanted to go pick it up.  Usually I'd just go with one of my older friends and give them the money to buy it.  That's what I did when I bought GTA 5, Red Dead Redemption, Skyrim, and a slew of other games.  But I wanted to go out with my mom so we went and got dinner and then she stopped by the bank.  We went to Gamestop and I asked her to let me get Watch Dogs (of course I was paying with my own money, and only needed her to stand there while I bought it.  That's literally all she had to do).  I handed the guy my money and he said to my mom "This game is M just so you know".  Now of the odd 3 or 4 times my mom has accompanied me to buy an M game she always asks the same damn question to the asshole behind the counter: "What does that mean?".  He told her M stood for mature and then explained what contents made this particular game M:
Violence,
Language,
NUDITY

She immediately flipped out on that and told me to put back the game I was buying with my own hard earned money.  That game was being bought with money from MY tips that I earned.

This genuinely makes me so angry.  I've been raised in a very christian conservative household all my life.  I've learned a lot of good things from it but I have always been SO sheltered.  I turned 16 in April and I'm not driving until September because she was scared about me getting my permit.  Not my license, MY PERMIT.

I don't want to lie to her, but if that's the only way I can start playing the games I want to I will.  

Btw, happy birthday Branch.

Ah, the troubles of youth...
Just get yourself a pre-paid card (google it) and go wild with Steam.
You're 16- old enough to drive, old enough to see the odd virtual titty in a video game...

Also yeah... When are you gonna get to be a Tree, Branch?

Suck it up Buttercup. You are not an adult yet so you have to abide by the rules your parents set. My stepbro went through the same thing with a few of his games. My mom didnt know what they were until later on when he was playing them. He lost those games.

Yes its not a big thing but its up to the parents to set a responsible and respectable atmosphere for their children. They dont want you to see Tits or Gore then you will have to go behind their backs like teens before you. Hell you got it easier in this day an age. Just get on steam like Banana said, or order it from Amazon or something. Hell take Grandma next time. THAT is how its done. Not get on here and bitch about how OMG MY MOM IS REPRESSING ME... yadda yadda yadda. Thats bullshit whiny punk ass shit. Get over it and sneak around like a true teen and not a spoiled brat.




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Callin wrote:

Suck it up Buttercup. You are not an adult yet so you have to abide by the rules your parents set. My stepbro went through the same thing with a few of his games. My mom didnt know what they were until later on when he was playing them. He lost those games.

Yes its not a big thing but its up to the parents to set a responsible and respectable atmosphere for their children. They dont want you to see Tits or Gore then you will have to go behind their backs like teens before you. Hell you got it easier in this day an age. Just get on steam like Banana said, or order it from Amazon or something. Hell  take Grandma next time. THAT is how its done. Not get on here and bitch about how OMG MY MOM IS REPRESSING ME... yadda yadda yadda. Thats bullshit whiny punk ass shit. Get over it and sneak around like a true teen and not a spoiled brat.




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You didn't have to be a dick about it either, I never implied I was oppressed nor did I ask for self pity I was looking for an actual solution.

Jetbounty wrote:

Callin wrote:

Suck it up Buttercup. You are not an adult yet so you have to abide by the rules your parents set. My stepbro went through the same thing with a few of his games. My mom didnt know what they were until later on when he was playing them. He lost those games.

Yes its not a big thing but its up to the parents to set a responsible and respectable atmosphere for their children. They dont want you to see Tits or Gore then you will have to go behind their backs like teens before you. Hell you got it easier in this day an age. Just get on steam like Banana said, or order it from Amazon or something. Hell  take Grandma next time. THAT is how its done. Not get on here and bitch about how OMG MY MOM IS REPRESSING ME... yadda yadda yadda. Thats bullshit whiny punk ass shit. Get over it and sneak around like a true teen and not a spoiled brat.




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You didn't have to be a dick about it either, I never implied I was oppressed nor did I ask for self pity I was looking for an actual solution.

Actual solution: Man up and start acting like a real teen. Go round your parents' backs. It's how it's supposed to be...

Get facial hair.

Yall are kinda dicks...

Scott wrote:

Yall are kinda dicks...

Besides the usual... How so?

Jetbounty wrote:

Callin wrote:

Suck it up Buttercup. You are not an adult yet so you have to abide by the rules your parents set. My stepbro went through the same thing with a few of his games. My mom didnt know what they were until later on when he was playing them. He lost those games.

Yes its not a big thing but its up to the parents to set a responsible and respectable atmosphere for their children. They dont want you to see Tits or Gore then you will have to go behind their backs like teens before you. Hell you got it easier in this day an age. Just get on steam like Banana said, or order it from Amazon or something. Hell  take Grandma next time. THAT is how its done. Not get on here and bitch about how OMG MY MOM IS REPRESSING ME... yadda yadda yadda. Thats bullshit whiny punk ass shit. Get over it and sneak around like a true teen and not a spoiled brat.




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You didn't have to be a dick about it either, I never implied I was oppressed nor did I ask for self pity I was looking for an actual solution.

You have the solution. When you turn 18 move out. And yes you said you were living in a conservative christian house and she was was being sheltered. You just might be but your parents have the right to limit what you can and cannot access.

They are responsible for raising you, your upkeep, your welfare, your EVERYTHING. Everything you learn to be in society you learn under their gaze and rules. You did say you learned alot of good things, good. Values and such that I hope make you a wonderfully productive adult when the time comes. But your post was that of a brat. Someone who did not get his way and came here to fuss about it. So yea I was a dick about it. Cus you were a cunt about it. No hard feelings, I still like ya you little shit. You and all the other youngins on this forum.

You will understand when you are older (shit line I know but its true lol). Seriously though... when your EVERY BEING should be about raising another human, THEN you will understand. Unless ya turn into one of those noncaring parents. Where kids are just arm accessories. Fuck Them haha.

Your job as the next generation of screw balls is to try and outsmart us. That is how it is done, has been done, and forever shall be done. Though ya gotta be smart about it. Cus we know alot of the tricks lol.

Scott and Jet are right, you're being too much of a dick about it...

Callin's all, "Quit being such a whiny jew and bitching to us about concentration camps and nazis. They're feeding you and giving you a place to sleep, aren't they?"

God forbid the jews talk about how bad the holocaust is.

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott and Jet are right, you're being too much of a dick about it...

Callin's all, "Quit being such a whiny jew and bitching to us about concentration camps and nazis. They're feeding you and giving you a place to sleep, aren't they?"

God forbid the jews talk about how bad the holocaust is.

I feel like you're confusing the topic...

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott and Jet are right, you're being too much of a dick about it...

Callin's all, "Quit being such a whiny jew and bitching to us about concentration camps and nazis. They're feeding you and giving you a place to sleep, aren't they?"

God forbid the jews talk about how bad the holocaust is.

How in the hell did you draw that from what I said?? Seriously dude what the fuck?   

Callin wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott and Jet are right, you're being too much of a dick about it...

Callin's all, "Quit being such a whiny jew and bitching to us about concentration camps and nazis. They're feeding you and giving you a place to sleep, aren't they?"

God forbid the jews talk about how bad the holocaust is.

How in the hell did you draw that from what I said?? Seriously dude what the fuck?   

Uly is just being Uly, ignore him...

Callin watches two videos back to back. He is told beforehand that one is an analogy for the other.

In video one, a man says, "Shut up kid, your parents take care of you, don't they?"

In video two, a man says, "Shut up jew, the nazis take care of you, don't they?"

And callin's all like, "No... naw, I don't see it. Two completely different scenarios."

Also, if someone shows banana a little genuine interest in bulgaria, he's all "fuck you, I ain't answering your stupid questions."

I feel this comes from a deep-seated shame in the motherland. After the noble Bulgario family lost power in the Bulgalutionary War, he was filled with bitterness and shame. The combination of such is known in his native tongue as... bulga.

Watch Dogs is fun. Assassin's Creed meets Batman meets GTA.

Ulyaoth wrote:

Callin watches two videos back to back. He is told beforehand that one is an analogy for the other.

In video one, a man says, "Shut up kid, your parents take care of you, don't they?"

In video two, a man says, "Shut up jew, the nazis take care of you, don't they?"

And callin's all like, "No... naw, I don't see it. Two completely different scenarios."

Also, if someone shows banana a little genuine interest in bulgaria, he's all "fuck you, I ain't answering your stupid questions."

I feel this comes from a deep-seated shame in the motherland. After the noble Bulgario family lost power in the Bulgalutionary War, he was filled with bitterness and shame. The combination of such is known in his native tongue as... bulga.

He doesn't like answering questions in general...

I know its Uly being Uly, its why I like him, but damnit if he just dont rub ya the wrong way sometimes. Like heading to third base on a chick who didnt shave for a few weeks.

Callin wrote:

I know its Uly being Uly, its why I like him, but damnit if he just dont rub ya the wrong way sometimes. Like heading to third base on a chick who didnt shave for a few weeks.

And here is where I say I'm kinda into a bit of hair...
Don't fucking judge me.
  


Also, Scott... That's not true... When have I ever averted a question?

Ban-Anad wrote:

Callin wrote:

I know its Uly being Uly, its why I like him, but damnit if he just dont rub ya the wrong way sometimes. Like heading to third base on a chick who didnt shave for a few weeks.

And here is where I say I'm kinda into a bit of hair...
Don't fucking judge me.
  


Also, Scott... That's not true... When have I ever averted a question?

On her legs? Cus I was talking about going against the grain there lol

Just about every time I ask you a question about Europe... you ask me why I don't Google it.

Grimeth likes his women as bald as the day they were born. Uly, however, says a little pubic hair is classy. It's even hotter than none at all. The stark contrast of dark pubic hair against light skin (unless she's also dark >_>) enhances the "danger zone". Makes it more naughty.

Scott wrote:

Just about every time I ask you a question about Europe... you ask me why I don't Google it.

That's cause these days, you can Google most shit...


Also, Callin... I didn't think you were going for the legs...

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Also, Scott... That's not true... When have I ever averted a question?

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That's cause these days, you can Google most shit...

  

Grimeth likes women?

Scott wrote:

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Also, Scott... That's not true... When have I ever averted a question?

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That's cause these days, you can Google most shit...

  

What? Just because I'd prefer you Google the stupid shit some of you sometimes ask me (like whether there's donkeys in Bulgaria and if we use them instead of cars), rather than answer it myself, doesn't mean I won't answer legitimate questions...