217th One to Post Wins: Monium-Panda

Burk The Man wrote:

The Fonz wrote:

Grimeth wrote:

What did he do to deserve that?

He pissed me off... And I mean pissed me off... Bad things happen to people who have managed to really piss me off...
Naturally, the Fonz doesn't take nobody's shit...

You think you do bad things when you're pissed? You should see me when I flip my shit. I'm fifty times worse.

And Daroska, fuck your Pandaren and your WoW. That shit turned me into a fat lazy slob two summers ago.

Words are wind...

The Fonz wrote:

Grimeth wrote:

The Fonz wrote:

So i hit him in the stomach... Wasn't with any particular force... I did give him an option- face or stomach...
Is it okay that I feel proud that my dad approves? I get that part of me, the 'don't fucking try and play me for a fool' part, from him...
Guess the 'what would Fonzie do?' question has been answered...

What did he do to deserve that?

He pissed me off... And I mean pissed me off... Bad things happen to people who have managed to really piss me off...
Naturally, the Fonz doesn't take nobody's shit...

Still don't see how he deserved it.

teh lulz iz strowng wit diz thread

Daroska wrote:

Burk The Man wrote:

Daroska wrote:

You know I was looking at the new expansion page for WoW's Mists of Pandaria and I gotta say...

I'm tempted.

Why? because.. well, I might of had ummm.. a little fanatical interest in WoW's pandaren.
What can I say? I like drunken brewmasters who kick butt while keeping their hat on.


Yeah, I know what you are thinking and I'll say your response before you blabber it out.
"Cool story bro." Gawd, if I had a nickel for every time someone has said that to me.. pfft..

Don't do it! You're too good for it. What about Guild Wars 2?

Yes.. Guild Wars 2.. a dream in a galaxy far far away..

Scott wrote:

Daroska wrote:

You know I was looking at the new expansion page for WoW's Mists of Pandaria and I gotta say...

I'm tempted.

Why? because.. well, I might of had ummm.. a little fanatical interest in WoW's pandaren.
What can I say? I like drunken brewmasters who kick butt while keeping their hat on.


Yeah, I know what you are thinking and I'll say your response before you blabber it out.
"Cool story bro." Gawd, if I had a nickel for every time someone has said that to me.. pfft..

You're the one cold blooded Jesus I have respect for... dun throw it away.

But.. but.. think of the pandaren!



He's like.. Grimeth.. after his daily muscle massage..

/causa

You think that's bad? You should see me when I flip MY shit. I'm fifty times fifty times worse.

Don't believe me? Meet me in person and make me horny till I black out in a lust. Your female relatives will end up in the hospital with multiple broken boobs. And a fractured vagina. I'm not lying, bro. I took out 6 chicks last time that happened, even though that incident took place about... 12 years ago. No fuckin joke, broham.

Believe it, for it is a true story. I am not exaggerating in any way. I don't take anybody's shit, either, bub. Don't fuck with a dude with an old school alternative rock collection.

Peace.

Ulyaoth wrote:

You think that's bad? You should see me when I flip MY shit. I'm fifty times fifty times worse.

Don't believe me? Meet me in person and make me horny till I black out in a lust. Your female relatives will end up in the hospital with multiple broken boobs. And a fractured vagina. I'm not lying, bro. I took out 6 chicks last time that happened, even though that incident took place about... 12 years ago. No fuckin joke, broham.

Believe it, for it is a true story. I am not exaggerating in any way. I don't take anybody's shit, either, bub. Don't fuck with a dude with an old school alternative rock collection.

Peace.

lolusaidbub

Ulyaoth wrote:

You think that's bad? You should see me when I flip MY shit. I'm fifty times fifty times worse.

Don't believe me? Meet me in person and make me horny till I black out in a lust. Your female relatives will end up in the hospital with multiple broken boobs. And a fractured vagina. I'm not lying, bro. I took out 6 chicks last time that happened, even though that incident took place about... 12 years ago. No fuckin joke, broham.

Believe it, for it is a true story. I am not exaggerating in any way. I don't take anybody's shit, either, bub. Don't fuck with a dude with an old school alternative rock collection.

Peace.

Ulyaoth wrote:

You think that's bad? You should see me when I flip MY shit. I'm fifty times fifty times worse.

Don't believe me? Meet me in person and make me horny till I black out in a lust. Your female relatives will end up in the hospital with multiple broken boobs. And a fractured vagina. I'm not lying, bro. I took out 6 chicks last time that happened, even though that incident took place about... 12 years ago. No fuckin joke, broham.

Believe it, for it is a true story. I am not exaggerating in any way. I don't take anybody's shit, either, bub. Don't fuck with a dude with an old school alternative rock collection.

Peace.

Broken boobs?

Vaseline wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

You think that's bad? You should see me when I flip MY shit. I'm fifty times fifty times worse.

Don't believe me? Meet me in person and make me horny till I black out in a lust. Your female relatives will end up in the hospital with multiple broken boobs. And a fractured vagina. I'm not lying, bro. I took out 6 chicks last time that happened, even though that incident took place about... 12 years ago. No fuckin joke, broham.

Believe it, for it is a true story. I am not exaggerating in any way. I don't take anybody's shit, either, bub. Don't fuck with a dude with an old school alternative rock collection.

Peace.

Broken boobs?

You gotta ask? Remember this is Uly we're talking about.

Dayze2 wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

You think that's bad? You should see me when I flip MY shit. I'm fifty times fifty times worse.

Don't believe me? Meet me in person and make me horny till I black out in a lust. Your female relatives will end up in the hospital with multiple broken boobs. And a fractured vagina. I'm not lying, bro. I took out 6 chicks last time that happened, even though that incident took place about... 12 years ago. No fuckin joke, broham.

Believe it, for it is a true story. I am not exaggerating in any way. I don't take anybody's shit, either, bub. Don't fuck with a dude with an old school alternative rock collection.

Peace.

Broken boobs?

You gotta ask? Remember this is Uly we're talking about.

Are broken boobs even possible?

Vaseline wrote:

Are broken boobs even possible?

They were more bruised than "broken". But the way they were yelling, you'd think otherwise.

Vaseline wrote:

Dayze2 wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

Broken boobs?

You gotta ask? Remember this is Uly we're talking about.

Are broken boobs even possible?

I've heard of implanted ones being ripped open before.

Dayze2 wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

Dayze2 wrote:

You gotta ask? Remember this is Uly we're talking about.

Are broken boobs even possible?

I've heard of implanted ones being ripped open before.

ew...

Dayze2 wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

Dayze2 wrote:

You gotta ask? Remember this is Uly we're talking about.

Are broken boobs even possible?

I've heard of implanted ones being ripped open before.

How?

So here's the general gist of things, for anyone that missed it:

There's this guy that's been pissing me off the last two weeks- not showing to our group meetings for our presentation, not even answering his phone and e-mail... Yesterday he simply showed up out of the blue with what he thought was 'all the work done for us'. I didn't even try and read it and I'm sure I couldn't even if I did... He then started messing up all the work we had done without him trying to act 'leader'. What did I do? I asked myself 'What would Fonzie do?' and then flipped a coin. It was Tails.
So I hit him in the gut.
The same prick showed up for our presentation today, expecting to be given a role. He tried doing the same act as the day before. In the end he messed up our whole bit. So I flipped my coin again. It was Heads....
I hope his nose is broken.

Moral of this? NEVER trust anyone when he says he's done what he has been given to do unless you've checked he has done it properly. But preferably NEVER work in groups if it can be avoided- less chance of people taking a dump on your work. And NEVER take anybody's piss.

I swear I have never been more angry at any one person in my entire life...

Burk The Man wrote:

Vaseline wrote:

Dayze2 wrote:

I've heard of implanted ones being ripped open before.

How?

Freak accidents, murderers, the whole caboodle.

One was a female wrestler.

The Fonz wrote:

So here's the general gist of things, for anyone that missed it:

There's this guy that's been pissing me off the last two weeks- not showing to our group meetings for our presentation, not even answering his phone and e-mail... Yesterday he simply showed up out of the blue with what he thought was 'all the work done for us'. I didn't even try and read it and I'm sure I couldn't even if I did... He then started messing up all the work we had done without him trying to act 'leader'. What did I do? I asked myself 'What would Fonzie do?' and then flipped a coin. It was Tails.
So I hit him in the gut.
The same prick showed up for our presentation today, expecting to be given a role. He tried doing the same act as the day before. In the end he messed up our whole bit. So I flipped my coin again. It was Heads....
I hope his nose is broken.

Moral of this? NEVER trust anyone when he says he's done what he has been given to do unless you've checked he has done it properly. But preferably NEVER work in groups if it can be avoided- less chance of people taking a dump on your work. And NEVER take anybody's piss.

I swear I have never been more angry at any one person in my entire life...

The Fonz angry? Never.

Dayze2 wrote:

The Fonz wrote:

So here's the general gist of things, for anyone that missed it:

There's this guy that's been pissing me off the last two weeks- not showing to our group meetings for our presentation, not even answering his phone and e-mail... Yesterday he simply showed up out of the blue with what he thought was 'all the work done for us'. I didn't even try and read it and I'm sure I couldn't even if I did... He then started messing up all the work we had done without him trying to act 'leader'. What did I do? I asked myself 'What would Fonzie do?' and then flipped a coin. It was Tails.
So I hit him in the gut.
The same prick showed up for our presentation today, expecting to be given a role. He tried doing the same act as the day before. In the end he messed up our whole bit. So I flipped my coin again. It was Heads....
I hope his nose is broken.

Moral of this? NEVER trust anyone when he says he's done what he has been given to do unless you've checked he has done it properly. But preferably NEVER work in groups if it can be avoided- less chance of people taking a dump on your work. And NEVER take anybody's piss.

I swear I have never been more angry at any one person in my entire life...

The Fonz angry? Never.

Ok... Irritated then. The Fonz has been known to have been irritated at times by different people...

The Fonz wrote:

Dayze2 wrote:

The Fonz wrote:

So here's the general gist of things, for anyone that missed it:

There's this guy that's been pissing me off the last two weeks- not showing to our group meetings for our presentation, not even answering his phone and e-mail... Yesterday he simply showed up out of the blue with what he thought was 'all the work done for us'. I didn't even try and read it and I'm sure I couldn't even if I did... He then started messing up all the work we had done without him trying to act 'leader'. What did I do? I asked myself 'What would Fonzie do?' and then flipped a coin. It was Tails.
So I hit him in the gut.
The same prick showed up for our presentation today, expecting to be given a role. He tried doing the same act as the day before. In the end he messed up our whole bit. So I flipped my coin again. It was Heads....
I hope his nose is broken.

Moral of this? NEVER trust anyone when he says he's done what he has been given to do unless you've checked he has done it properly. But preferably NEVER work in groups if it can be avoided- less chance of people taking a dump on your work. And NEVER take anybody's piss.

I swear I have never been more angry at any one person in my entire life...

The Fonz angry? Never.

Ok... Irritated then. The Fonz has been known to have been irritated at times by different people...

Ah.

I hate you guys and your ridiculously long quotes. YOU'RE ALL GUILTY OF IT! You know, I tend to cut out everything but the post I was replying to. It looks nicer. Just sayin'

The Fonz wrote:

So here's the general gist of things, for anyone that missed it:

There's this guy that's been pissing me off the last two weeks- not showing to our group meetings for our presentation, not even answering his phone and e-mail... Yesterday he simply showed up out of the blue with what he thought was 'all the work done for us'. I didn't even try and read it and I'm sure I couldn't even if I did... He then started messing up all the work we had done without him trying to act 'leader'. What did I do? I asked myself 'What would Fonzie do?' and then flipped a coin. It was Tails.
So I hit him in the gut.
The same prick showed up for our presentation today, expecting to be given a role. He tried doing the same act as the day before. In the end he messed up our whole bit. So I flipped my coin again. It was Heads....
I hope his nose is broken.

Moral of this? NEVER trust anyone when he says he's done what he has been given to do unless you've checked he has done it properly. But preferably NEVER work in groups if it can be avoided- less chance of people taking a dump on your work. And NEVER take anybody's piss.

I swear I have never been more angry at any one person in my entire life...

Because if you have problems with someone you should just beat them up.

If only....