217th One to Post Wins: Monium-Panda

The Fonz wrote:

So here's the general gist of things, for anyone that missed it:

There's this guy that's been pissing me off the last two weeks- not showing to our group meetings for our presentation, not even answering his phone and e-mail... Yesterday he simply showed up out of the blue with what he thought was 'all the work done for us'. I didn't even try and read it and I'm sure I couldn't even if I did... He then started messing up all the work we had done without him trying to act 'leader'. What did I do? I asked myself 'What would Fonzie do?' and then flipped a coin. It was Tails.
So I hit him in the gut.
The same prick showed up for our presentation today, expecting to be given a role. He tried doing the same act as the day before. In the end he messed up our whole bit. So I flipped my coin again. It was Heads....
I hope his nose is broken.

Moral of this? NEVER trust anyone when he says he's done what he has been given to do unless you've checked he has done it properly. But preferably NEVER work in groups if it can be avoided- less chance of people taking a dump on your work. And NEVER take anybody's piss.

I swear I have never been more angry at any one person in my entire life...

Punch his mom in the vagina.

Darth Sc'wotum wrote:

The Fonz wrote:

So here's the general gist of things, for anyone that missed it:

There's this guy that's been pissing me off the last two weeks- not showing to our group meetings for our presentation, not even answering his phone and e-mail... Yesterday he simply showed up out of the blue with what he thought was 'all the work done for us'. I didn't even try and read it and I'm sure I couldn't even if I did... He then started messing up all the work we had done without him trying to act 'leader'. What did I do? I asked myself 'What would Fonzie do?' and then flipped a coin. It was Tails.
So I hit him in the gut.
The same prick showed up for our presentation today, expecting to be given a role. He tried doing the same act as the day before. In the end he messed up our whole bit. So I flipped my coin again. It was Heads....
I hope his nose is broken.

Moral of this? NEVER trust anyone when he says he's done what he has been given to do unless you've checked he has done it properly. But preferably NEVER work in groups if it can be avoided- less chance of people taking a dump on your work. And NEVER take anybody's piss.

I swear I have never been more angry at any one person in my entire life...

Punch his mom in the vagina.

^


+1

I've had partners like that... no bueno.

Scott wrote:

I've had partners like that... no homo.

I changed your sentence to how I read it at first. I see now that it doesn't say that.

I'm mostly just posting for posting's sake... because this is L12PW... and somebody should...

Ulyaoth wrote:

Scott wrote:

I've had partners like that... no homo.

I changed your sentence to how I read it at first. I see now that it doesn't say that.

I'm mostly just posting for posting's sake... because this is 217PW... and somebody should...

Fix'd.

WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE....

So I hear there's a pretend Jet.

The Enemy wrote:

The Fonz wrote:

Burk The Man wrote:

You think you do bad things when you're pissed? You should see me when I flip my shit. I'm fifty times worse.

And Daroska, fuck your Pandaren and your WoW. That shit turned me into a fat lazy slob two summers ago.

Words are wind...

Don't believe me? Meet me in person and piss me off until I black out in a rage. You'll end up in the hospital with multiple broken bones. And a fractured skull. I'm not lying, dude. I took out 6 people last time that happened, even though that incident took place about... 12 years ago. No joke.

Believe it, for it is a true story. I am not exaggerating in anyway. I don't take anybody's shit, either, bub. Don't fuck with a dude with an old school thrash collection.

Oh my, you're such a badass.

EDIT: Seems Wilbourn beat me to the cake.

Burkman wrote:

Gaming Misfit wrote:

The Enemy wrote:

Don't believe me? Meet me in person and piss me off until I black out in a rage. You'll end up in the hospital with multiple broken bones. And a fractured skull. I'm not lying, dude. I took out 6 people last time that happened, even though that incident took place about... 12 years ago. No joke.

Believe it, for it is a true story. I am not exaggerating in anyway. I don't take anybody's shit, either, bub. Don't fuck with a dude with an old school thrash collection.

Oh my, you're such a badass.

EDIT: Seems Wilbourn beat me to the cake.

You're assuming I actually care about your opinion. I don't. And for the record, I wasn't being serious. So take your toys into another room. Maybe the other kids would like to play instead.

T'was a compliment, beloved Burkman.

Gaming Misfit wrote:

Burkman wrote:

Gaming Misfit wrote:

Oh my, you're such a badass.

EDIT: Seems Wilbourn beat me to the cake.

You're assuming I actually care about your opinion. I don't. And for the record, I wasn't being serious. So take your toys into another room. Maybe the other kids would like to play instead.

T'was a compliment, beloved Burkman.

Burkman wrote:

Gaming Misfit wrote:

The Enemy wrote:

Don't believe me? Meet me in person and piss me off until I black out in a rage. You'll end up in the hospital with multiple broken bones. And a fractured skull. I'm not lying, dude. I took out 6 people last time that happened, even though that incident took place about... 12 years ago. No joke.

Believe it, for it is a true story. I am not exaggerating in anyway. I don't take anybody's shit, either, bub. Don't fuck with a dude with an old school thrash collection.

Oh my, you're such a badass.

EDIT: Seems Wilbourn beat me to the cake.

You're assuming I actually care about your opinion. I don't. And for the record, I wasn't being serious. So take your toys into another room. Maybe the other kids would like to play instead.

Who's got toys?!

Dayze2 wrote:

Burkman wrote:

Gaming Misfit wrote:

Oh my, you're such a badass.

EDIT: Seems Wilbourn beat me to the cake.

You're assuming I actually care about your opinion. I don't. And for the record, I wasn't being serious. So take your toys into another room. Maybe the other kids would like to play instead.

Who's got toys?!

Spanky, but they're dangerous to play with.

Gaming Misfit wrote:

Dayze2 wrote:

Burkman wrote:

You're assuming I actually care about your opinion. I don't. And for the record, I wasn't being serious. So take your toys into another room. Maybe the other kids would like to play instead.

Who's got toys?!

Spanky, but they're dangerous to play with.

But you can play with them. Right?

Dayze2 wrote:

Gaming Misfit wrote:

Dayze2 wrote:

Who's got toys?!

Spanky, but they're dangerous to play with.

But you can play with them. Right?

Maybe, but I don't think Morrigan would agree...

Anyways... I'm back home for a couple days... Seems I'll be playing with you guys again on TOR... Hopefully when I'm back in England again, the internet would finally be... better...

I wouldn't hold my breath.

*slips off sock*

27.

YOU'RE ALL HOMELESS.

ALL OF YOU.

Dayze2 wrote:

Gaming Misfit wrote:

Dayze2 wrote:

Who's got toys?!

Spanky, but they're dangerous to play with.

But you can play with them. Right?

Only the big kids are allowed to play with them.

Gaming Misfit wrote:

Dayze2 wrote:

Gaming Misfit wrote:

Spanky, but they're dangerous to play with.

But you can play with them. Right?

Only the big kids are allowed to play with them.

No fair!

...

Ulyaoth wrote:

I had another dream with girl-at-work in it last night. I felt I would share this with you.

*Puts black polo shirt on and cool reading glasses and takes out notepad and pencil.*
This 'Girl at work' you've been talking about... She doesn't even remember your face... Now how did that make you feel?









P.S: Whoever was browsing for European/German porn lately... Thank you for teh wonderful spam...

!!!!

Ulyaoth wrote:

The Fonz wrote:

*Puts black polo shirt on and cool reading glasses and takes out notepad and pencil.*
This 'Girl at work' you've been talking about... She doesn't even remember your face... Now how did that make you feel?

She would remember my face...

*Starts scribbling on paper.*
Hmmm... Good... Now, what would you say you find attractive in this 'girl at work' persona?

She's female.