Last One To Post Wins: Callin Edition

Callin wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

A new low... what do you mean... it's just like jackin it to porn! Just interactive porn!

Don't... Try and argue it... Just... Go with it... It will hurt less... Kinda like anal...

you sound sorta like a Brorapist...

Did you pour AXE on this?

Like... a can and a half.

Whaaaaaaaat.

Callin wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

A new low... what do you mean... it's just like jackin it to porn! Just interactive porn!

Don't... Try and argue it... Just... Go with it... It will hurt less... Kinda like anal...

you sound sorta like a Brorapist...

DarthShadie wrote:

Mon: sex
Tues: morning sex
Wed: evening sex
Thurs: spontaneous sex
Fri: outdoor sex
Sat: afternoon sex
Sun: resting day a littel less hardcore than the other days, but usually finishes from behind with a hell of a lot of pounding on my part.

Malady, may I join in on fridays?

And don't worry, my aim is good. For I'm like Lando Calrissian..
Good with my shot, good with my ship and hella' good at blowing up pretty little stars.
Also: my flatmate is interested in this suggestion and wishes to add "orgykplox."

That as in Flatmate, Flatmate. Thee female flatmate. The one who eats my bakery concoctions.

Daroska wrote:

DarthShadie wrote:

Mon: sex
Tues: morning sex
Wed: evening sex
Thurs: spontaneous sex
Fri: outdoor sex
Sat: afternoon sex
Sun: resting day a littel less hardcore than the other days, but usually finishes from behind with a hell of a lot of pounding on my part.

Malady, may I join in on fridays?

And don't worry, my aim is good. For I'm like Lando Calrissian..
Good with my shot, good with my ship and hella' good at blowing up pretty little stars.
Also: my flatmate is interested in this suggestion and wishes to add "orgykplox."

That as in Flatmate, Flatmate. Thee female flatmate. The one who eats my bakery concoctions.

How is it that I'm the only guy on this world stuck with two uptight chicks for flatmates?

The Joker wrote:

Daroska wrote:

DarthShadie wrote:

Mon: sex
Tues: morning sex
Wed: evening sex
Thurs: spontaneous sex
Fri: outdoor sex
Sat: afternoon sex
Sun: resting day a littel less hardcore than the other days, but usually finishes from behind with a hell of a lot of pounding on my part.

Malady, may I join in on fridays?

And don't worry, my aim is good. For I'm like Lando Calrissian..
Good with my shot, good with my ship and hella' good at blowing up pretty little stars.
Also: my flatmate is interested in this suggestion and wishes to add "orgykplox."

That as in Flatmate, Flatmate. Thee female flatmate. The one who eats my bakery concoctions.

How is it that I'm the only guy on this world stuck with two uptight chicks for flatmates?

If that's so.. maybe you should loosen their clothing a little.. giggity.

Daroska wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Daroska wrote:

Malady, may I join in on fridays?

And don't worry, my aim is good. For I'm like Lando Calrissian..
Good with my shot, good with my ship and hella' good at blowing up pretty little stars.
Also: my flatmate is interested in this suggestion and wishes to add "orgykplox."

That as in Flatmate, Flatmate. Thee female flatmate. The one who eats my bakery concoctions.

How is it that I'm the only guy on this world stuck with two uptight chicks for flatmates?

If that's so.. maybe you should loosen their clothing a little.. giggity.

It... Doesn't really work that way...

The Joker wrote:

Daroska wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Daroska wrote:

Malady, may I join in on fridays?

And don't worry, my aim is good. For I'm like Lando Calrissian..
Good with my shot, good with my ship and hella' good at blowing up pretty little stars.
Also: my flatmate is interested in this suggestion and wishes to add "orgykplox."

That as in Flatmate, Flatmate. Thee female flatmate. The one who eats my bakery concoctions.

How is it that I'm the only guy on this world stuck with two uptight chicks for flatmates?

If that's so.. maybe you should loosen their clothing a little.. giggity.

It... Doesn't really work that way...

Well have you even tried it?

I have written "you're dead to me" on a piece of paper. I will leave it here for the OT to deliver to grimeth. No rush, just if anyone's headed his way, I'd appreciate it if you could pick it up and drop it off at his house.

Scott wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Daroska wrote:

If that's so.. maybe you should loosen their clothing a little.. giggity.

It... Doesn't really work that way...

Well have you even tried it?

Trust me... I fucking have...

I really don't want to go to work.

The Joker wrote:

Scott wrote:

The Joker wrote:

It... Doesn't really work that way...

Well have you even tried it?

Trust me... I fucking have...

You are not convincing enough. Banana needs to be less this:



And more of the below. With a little addition of "dat ass, man, dat ass."



Scott would tell you the same thing, I mean that rugged charm of his nailed a woman TWICE!

POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

If it were anyone else, I wouldn't be suspicious. But you linked a white dude and then a black dude on purpose. You racist.

I got a 48 hour ban on gamefaqs for speaking the truth about incestophobes. I now know what it is to be discriminated against. I compared hatred towards homosexuality as the same as hatred towards incest. It is the same thing.

I'm the martin luther king jr. of incest.

Ulyaoth wrote:

I got a 48 hour ban on gamefaqs for speaking the truth about incestophobes. I now know what it is to be discriminated against. I compared hatred towards homosexuality as the same as hatred towards incest. It is the same thing.

I'm the martin luther king jr. of incest.

Spoiler:

Why? What's your problem with it?

Sin-magir wrote:

Uly, I have a bat with nails sticking out of it with your name on it. I'm going to be charged with voluntary manslaughter after I'm through with you. Massive blunt force trauma. Your face won't be recognizable after I'm done. That is... if you're willing to cut out the incest talk, then I won't commit such an act.

*Takes Burkman's bat out his hands.*
*Slobs Uly across the face with said bat.*
*Continues to repeatedly beat Uly's corpse with the bat until naught but a pulpy, red goo is left of the pavement.*

Oh... Sorry... *Looks at Burkman* Did you want to hit him?

You're being an incestophobe.

Besides the fact that it is an abomination and completely disgusting.

Nothing wrong with incest, as long as it doesn't produce any amount of children.

In the days of yore, they used to practice such 'horrible' things we loathe so much.
Being overweight was a privilege, doing incest was meant as purity of blood.. etc.

It's quite ironic we're against it so much today, since we all probably have incestrous ancestors.
However, would I do such a thing? never. But I'll be honest and say there was this cousin...

Well suffice to say she was incredibly good looking, so I couldn't mind but have a small crush on her.
Nothing came of it, I assure you. But still.. once in awhile people do get these usual thoughts.

Social rules or not, what we find attractive is part of a natural state of mind. Our primitive side.

Sin-magir wrote:

The Joker wrote:

Sin-magir wrote:

Uly, I have a bat with nails sticking out of it with your name on it. I'm going to be charged with voluntary manslaughter after I'm through with you. Massive blunt force trauma. Your face won't be recognizable after I'm done. That is... if you're willing to cut out the incest talk, then I won't commit such an act.

*Takes Burkman's bat out his hands.*
*Slobs Uly across the face with said bat.*
*Continues to repeatedly beat Uly's corpse with the bat until naught but a pulpy, red goo is left of the pavement.*

Oh... Sorry... *Looks at Burkman* Did you want to hit him?

I hope you realize the only way to sate my bloodlust is to maul on somebody until nothing is left of them. If you don't find me another victim soon, I'm going to settle for you. And this time, I'll use my bare hands... and it's messier when I use my own hands.

Also, my problem with incest is that you won't shut up about it, Uly. NOBODY CARES. So you're into incest. Great. I just don't want to hear about it. Don't make me take action.

Oooh! I love it when you get violent on me! And don't worry... You can use my hands...