World Post- OT Domination

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

Subject: Re: World Post- OT Domination Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:03 am

Ban-Anad wrote:

Callin wrote:: yea but the table you were sitting at burned to the ground.. got rebuilt, burned again. and then we said fuck it and went out to eat.

Sooo... Thai? Or Italian?

hmmm both good choices. tell ya what. lets flip Uly for it. Heads Thai and Tails Italian. If he lands on his side we go to an all you can eat Buffet.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Callin wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

Callin wrote:: yea but the table you were sitting at burned to the ground.. got rebuilt, burned again. and then we said fuck it and went out to eat.

Sooo... Thai? Or Italian?

hmmm both good choices. tell ya what. lets flip Uly for it. Heads Thai and Tails Italian. If he lands on his side we go to an all you can eat Buffet.

Deal!

OT Crime Lord Posts : 916 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 29

I´ll take the remaining countries of South America for our medical and drug areas So high

Subject: Re: World Post- OT Domination Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:17 am

Mine Turtle wrote:: I´ll take the remaining countries of South America for our medical and drug areas

Whatever, I just want Galapagos from there.

Subject: Re: World Post- OT Domination Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:24 pm

Africa is mine. And there's NOTHING you can do about it. NOTHING. Anything you attempt WILL fail and ANY response to this will automatically backfire and kill you. You cannot kill me, either. I am a 2 billion year old immortal being with connections from other supernatural dimensions and the underworld.

Subject: Re: World Post- OT Domination Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:28 pm

Burkman wrote:: Africa is mine. And there's NOTHING you can do about it. NOTHING. Anything you attempt WILL fail and ANY response to this will automatically backfire and kill you. You cannot kill me, either. I am a 2 billion year old immortal being with connections from other supernatural dimensions and the underworld.

good luck with your drought then, I'm going to resume training my TuxOps teams...

(you have a drought tho... and a famine... and diamond wars...)

Subject: Re: World Post- OT Domination Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:31 pm

MrEvilDude wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Africa is mine. And there's NOTHING you can do about it. NOTHING. Anything you attempt WILL fail and ANY response to this will automatically backfire and kill you. You cannot kill me, either. I am a 2 billion year old immortal being with connections from other supernatural dimensions and the underworld.

good luck with your drought then, I'm going to resume training my TuxOps teams...

(you have a drought tho... and a famine... and diamond wars...)

Too bad that's not the case. In case you haven't read, I built Africa into one the most successful Empires the world has ever seen. People happy, wealthy, etc. My technology is some of the most advanced in the world. Considering my military consisting of super soldiers and battle mechs. I was able to do this from my special connections. There's massive benefits to being a 2 billion year old supernatural being.

I also created an alternate renewable and safe fuel source.

I direct you to my sig.

Subject: Re: World Post- OT Domination Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:43 pm

Burkman wrote:

MrEvilDude wrote:

Burkman wrote:: Africa is mine. And there's NOTHING you can do about it. NOTHING. Anything you attempt WILL fail and ANY response to this will automatically backfire and kill you. You cannot kill me, either. I am a 2 billion year old immortal being with connections from other supernatural dimensions and the underworld.

good luck with your drought then, I'm going to resume training my TuxOps teams...

(you have a drought tho... and a famine... and diamond wars...)

Too bad that's not the case. In case you haven't read, I built Africa into one the most successful Empires the world has ever seen. People happy, wealthy, etc. My technology is some of the most advanced in the world. Considering my military consisting of super soldiers and battle mechs. I was able to do this from my special connections. There's massive benefits to being a 2 billion year old supernatural being.

I also created an alternate renewable and safe fuel source.

I direct you to my sig.

so we all just basically played RISK and decided our history?

... this game isn't fun anymore... I has territories, but then again, I do live off-world and am working on an alliance w/ Callin. I let him keep the main chunk of TuxOps since he claimed AntyArty, and I nabbed the Galapagos for more TuxOps recruits, teehee

Subject: Re: World Post- OT Domination Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:44 pm

MrEvilDude wrote:

Burkman wrote:

MrEvilDude wrote:: good luck with your drought then, I'm going to resume training my TuxOps teams...

(you have a drought tho... and a famine... and diamond wars...)

Too bad that's not the case. In case you haven't read, I built Africa into one the most successful Empires the world has ever seen. People happy, wealthy, etc. My technology is some of the most advanced in the world. Considering my military consisting of super soldiers and battle mechs. I was able to do this from my special connections. There's massive benefits to being a 2 billion year old supernatural being.

I also created an alternate renewable and safe fuel source.

I direct you to my sig.

so we all just basically played RISK and decided our history?

... this game isn't fun anymore... I has territories, but then again, I do live off-world and am working on an alliance w/ Callin. I let him keep the main chunk of TuxOps since he claimed AntyArty, and I nabbed the Galapagos for more TuxOps recruits, teehee

You're ruining our game.

Subject: Re: World Post- OT Domination Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:49 pm

Africa has AIDS.

Subject: Re: World Post- OT Domination Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:06 pm

CollaWars wrote:: Africa has AIDS.

I believe Burk has already taken care of that.

Subject: Re: World Post- OT Domination Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:08 pm

ya know if we were doin just made up crap then i would have made different choices in the countries i took.

Subject: Re: World Post- OT Domination Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:48 pm

Callin wrote:: ya know if we were doin just made up crap then i would have made different choices in the countries i took.

I think we are keeping the same people and locations though. And I believe the point to Thailand is that their people and beaches are hot right?

Also, you could just start making nuclear weapons like the rest of us are stockpiling. Our country would be happy to supply you with nukes...

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Ban-Anad wrote:

PirateGrimeth wrote:

Burkman wrote:: What kind of government do you have?

We're communist. OMG!

Welcome to the family, brother...

Would you like to enter into a trade agreement?

Your vodka for our rice! OMG!

Subject: Re: World Post- OT Domination Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:19 pm

The Mortonator wrote:

Callin wrote:: ya know if we were doin just made up crap then i would have made different choices in the countries i took.

I think we are keeping the same people and locations though. And I believe the point to Thailand is that their people and beaches are hot right?

Also, you could just start making nuclear weapons like the rest of us are stockpiling. Our country would be happy to supply you with nukes...

why would i want nukes to heat up the world... my landmass would shrink

Subject: Re: World Post- OT Domination Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:21 pm

I'm proud to announce that the UBR has no nuclear weapons within our borders.

Subject: Re: World Post- OT Domination Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:14 pm

Boba wrote:: I'm proud to announce that the UBR has no nuclear weapons within our borders.

Well, no nuclear warheads that you own or on your military bases at least. And none that are currently armed. But, I wouldn't say that a handful or two is "no nuclear weapons" per say.

What? You did ask us to establish bases for your additional protection. It seemed really prudent at the time. Some of us like the idea of expanding the waterways.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

PirateGrimeth wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:

PirateGrimeth wrote:: We're communist.

Welcome to the family, brother...

Would you like to enter into a trade agreement?

Your vodka for our rice! OMG!

Trow in some of that cheap labor and we got a deal!

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Ban-Anad wrote:

PirateGrimeth wrote:

Ban-Anad wrote:: Welcome to the family, brother...

Would you like to enter into a trade agreement?

Your vodka for our rice! OMG!

Trow in some of that cheap labor and we got a deal!

It shall be done!

*bows*

Subject: Re: World Post- OT Domination Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:34 am

The Mortonator wrote:

Boba wrote:: I'm proud to announce that the UBR has no nuclear weapons within our borders.

Well, no nuclear warheads that you own or on your military bases at least. And none that are currently armed. But, I wouldn't say that a handful or two is "no nuclear weapons" per say.

What? You did ask us to establish bases for your additional protection. It seemed really prudent at the time. Some of us like the idea of expanding the waterways.

Yes, I'm saying that the UBR does not have nuclear weapons or possess the ability to throw a warhead on a missile;e and launch it. We do not have a nuclear program. You are allowed to keep short to intermediate range nuclear missile on your military bases inside of our country.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Branch wrote:

Guard dogs are too mainstream...

Subject: Re: World Post- OT Domination Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:05 am

If Burkman gets to cure AIDS, be 2 billion years old, turn Africa into a successful empire and make sure everyone there is wealthy, has advanced alien technology, and can there's absolutely nothing anyone can do about any of those things, and he'll fuck you up if you try...

... then this is fucking stupid and I want my own god damn planet.

The Fabulous Posts : 7918 Join date : 2011-01-27 Age : 26

SoupWithSauce wrote:: If Burkman gets to cure AIDS, be 2 billion years old, turn Africa into a successful empire and make sure everyone there is wealthy, has advanced alien technology, and can there's absolutely nothing anyone can do about any of those things, and he'll fuck you up if you try...

... then this is fucking stupid and I want my own god damn planet.

Burk already has Jupiter. You get Pluto.

Subject: Re: World Post- OT Domination Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:11 am

Branch wrote:

SoupWithSauce wrote:: If Burkman gets to cure AIDS, be 2 billion years old, turn Africa into a successful empire and make sure everyone there is wealthy, has advanced alien technology, and can there's absolutely nothing anyone can do about any of those things, and he'll fuck you up if you try...

... then this is fucking stupid and I want my own god damn planet.

Burk already has Jupiter. You get Pluto.

can i have your anus...

i mean Uranus

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