Everything you ever wanted to know....

It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

about women but were afraid to ask....

So since today, and being here in general, I have learned some stuff about men I hadn't known previously (I know you're shocked right?)... So I thought I would repay the kindness. So gotta a question about women that you would like the female perspective on, go ahead ask me.

Subject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know.... Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:21 pm

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What did you learn that you didn't previously know?

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1838 Join date : 2011-06-04

Scott wrote:: ...

What did you learn that you didn't previously know?

I'm pretty sure the sock thing was a shocker for her. OMG!

Sad Panda Posts : 2569 Join date : 2011-02-16 Age : 27

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:: ...

What did you learn that you didn't previously know?

I'm pretty sure the sock thing was a shocker for her. OMG!

I thought everyone knew about that!

Subject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know.... Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:28 pm

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:: ...

What did you learn that you didn't previously know?

I'm pretty sure the sock thing was a shocker for her. OMG!

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Uly is the only person I know that actually uses a sock... I always thought that was just a movie thing. xD

*shivers*

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:: ...

What did you learn that you didn't previously know?

I'm pretty sure the sock thing was a shocker for her. OMG!

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Uly is the only person I know that actually uses a sock... I always thought that was just a movie thing. xD

*shivers*

It was totally the sock thing, it really was overload for me.

Subject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know.... Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:45 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:: ...

What did you learn that you didn't previously know?

I'm pretty sure the sock thing was a shocker for her. OMG!

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Uly is the only person I know that actually uses a sock... I always thought that was just a movie thing. xD

*shivers*

It was totally the sock thing, it really was overload for me.

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I don't see how... with what you and Spanky go on about. xD

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: ...

Uly is the only person I know that actually uses a sock... I always thought that was just a movie thing. xD

*shivers*

It was totally the sock thing, it really was overload for me.

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I don't see how... with what you and Spanky go on about. xD

That's different! The sock thing was just, idk really disturbing to me! Which yes is ironic because most of what Spanky and I talk about is totally true, but that sock thing, and thinking about all the germs in the sock that he's like rubbing on himself or whatever, coupled with the idea of the laundry it creates (yeah I know so girlie!) It just really got to me.

Subject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know.... Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:08 pm

Yeah... sock doesn't sound comfortable either. >.>

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Sock? Wtf? I... don't even wanna know...

Anyways... I consider myself a sort of expert when it comes to... well, I wouldn't say women cause that's like vast as space... I do know everything and anything that turns my girlfriend on (and off, for that matter...)... I know her every weak-spot (both sexually and... not) and how to exploit it for her (yes, I'm kinda selfless like that) pleasure...
And since I hope this thing we've got going for near three years now lasts a lot longer....

I no need your help... No offense, though...

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

I could fill an entire 29 pages in this topic.

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Gaming Misfit wrote:: I could fill an entire 29 pages in this topic.

Somehow... I doubt that... Everything you ever wanted to know.... 2238782717

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

BananaDealer wrote:

Gaming Misfit wrote:: I could fill an entire 29 pages in this topic.

Somehow... I doubt that... Everything you ever wanted to know.... 2238782717

Have you forgotten who I am? Auh

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Gaming Misfit wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:

Gaming Misfit wrote:: I could fill an entire 29 pages in this topic.

Somehow... I doubt that... Everything you ever wanted to know.... 2238782717

Have you forgotten who I am? Auh

No... And that's exactly why I doubt it... Oh man

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

@ Banana I kinda assumed you, Scott and Spanky didn't really have any questions and hand things in hand so to speak.

Bell Sucker Posts : 4509 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 26

BananaDealer wrote:

Gaming Misfit wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:: Somehow... I doubt that...

Have you forgotten who I am? Auh

No... And that's exactly why I doubt it... Oh man

...What does that mean? And no, this isn't a joke. I seriously don't get it...*slow person*

BananaGod Posts : 6603 Join date : 2011-02-12 Age : 32

Gaming Misfit wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:

Gaming Misfit wrote:: Have you forgotten who I am?

No... And that's exactly why I doubt it... Oh man

...What does that mean? And no, this isn't a joke. I seriously don't get it...*slow person*

Me. No. Trust. Jet. Everything you ever wanted to know.... 2238782717

Subject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know.... Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:04 pm

Me? Sure I have questions... but it's not like I'll retain any of that information (being a guy and all). Clapping my hands and expecting a sandwich has worked well so far... not really, but it gives me a good chuckle. OMG!

Subject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know.... Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:16 pm

Umm yes I have a question...
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What is a woman?...

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:: Me? Sure I have questions... but it's not like I'll retain any of that information (being a guy and all). Clapping my hands and expecting a sandwich has worked well so far... not really, but it gives me a good chuckle.

Spanky's favorite is "Get me a beer woman"

Subject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know.... Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:01 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: Me? Sure I have questions... but it's not like I'll retain any of that information (being a guy and all). Clapping my hands and expecting a sandwich has worked well so far... not really, but it gives me a good chuckle.

Spanky's favorite is "Get me a beer woman"

I don't use that one too often... she'll actually get me one... after shaking it furiously. -_-

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

OT Crime Lord Posts : 1585 Join date : 2011-08-15 Age : 45

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Scott wrote:: Me? Sure I have questions... but it's not like I'll retain any of that information (being a guy and all). Clapping my hands and expecting a sandwich has worked well so far... not really, but it gives me a good chuckle.

Spanky's favorite is "Get me a beer woman"

I don't use that one too often... she'll actually get me one... after shaking it furiously. -_-

I think Mrs. Scott and I would get along really well. I've been known to do that.

Detective Posts : 3622 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30

Any tattoos? OMG!

Subject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know.... Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:52 am

Do women masturbate as much as men... seriously. It's like, it seems like none of them do. They sure as hell would never admit to it. Or watching porn. They never admit to that stuff.

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