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The inactivity of this forum.
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:06 pm by Burkman
It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

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Happy New Year!
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:56 pm by Scott
Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

~Scott

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:03 pm

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Scott be careful, that might be how zombies get started.

Yes!

I heard the Zombie Virus is spread analy.


Sorry about that.

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:04 pm

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Scott be careful, that might be how zombies get started.

Yes!

I heard the Zombie Virus is spread analy.


I feel as though you have been keeping that information from me.


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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:05 pm

Undead Burkman wrote:
Spanky wrote:
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Scott be careful, that might be how zombies get started.

Yes!

I heard the Zombie Virus is spread analy.


Sorry about that.

You better not steal my zombie condom idea!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:14 pm

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Yes!

I heard the Zombie Virus is spread analy.


Sorry about that.

You better not steal my zombie condom idea!!!

I never use condoms.

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:15 pm

Undead Burkman wrote:
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Undead Burkman wrote:
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Yes!

I heard the Zombie Virus is spread analy.


Sorry about that.

You better not steal my zombie condom idea!!!

I never use condoms.

Burkman scares STDs away...

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:16 pm

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Sorry about that.

You better not steal my zombie condom idea!!!

I never use condoms.

Say WHA!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:42 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
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You better not steal my zombie condom idea!!!

I never use condoms.

Say WHA!!!

Don't worry... It's just because he's never had the chance... BAM! OMG!

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:45 pm

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I never use condoms.

Say WHA!!!

Don't worry... It's just because he's never had the chance... BAM! OMG!

I was hoping that's the reason.... because otherwise I would accidentally go into mommy mode, and lecture him (out of concern of course!)

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:45 pm

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I never use condoms.

Say WHA!!!

Don't worry... It's just because he's never had the chance... BAM! OMG!

I do believe that is them most incorrect thing you have ever said about me.

Have you not heard the stories about me? Also, I hope you realize that I could rip out your intestines from your throat if necessary.

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:48 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
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Mistress Morrigan wrote:


Say WHA!!!

Don't worry... It's just because he's never had the chance... BAM! OMG!

I was hoping that's the reason.... because otherwise I would accidentally go into mommy mode, and lecture him (out of concern of course!)

Lol... Simply lol... Of all things and images you've procured of yourself Morrigan... I (and I believe we, the OTA, spare Spanky) have yet to see you in 'mommy mode'...

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:55 pm

Mistress Morrigan wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:
Undead Burkman wrote:


I never use condoms.

Say WHA!!!

Don't worry... It's just because he's never had the chance... BAM! OMG!

I was hoping that's the reason.... because otherwise I would accidentally go into mommy mode, and lecture him (out of concern of course!)

Oh I can give a story on why condoms should be used... I learned my lesson...

>.>

Ok not really... but I know what happens. :P

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:57 pm

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Mistress Morrigan wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:


Don't worry... It's just because he's never had the chance... BAM! OMG!

I was hoping that's the reason.... because otherwise I would accidentally go into mommy mode, and lecture him (out of concern of course!)

Lol... Simply lol... Of all things and images you've procured of yourself Morrigan... I (and I believe we, the OTA, spare Spanky) have yet to see you in 'mommy mode'...

Yeah.... I know because this is the place I go to avoid that! Lol. But it's there, I swear. And in this day and age with all that is out there etc... not to mention pregnancy. It seriously made me want to talk to him like he was my teenager. Not for nothing everyone but just because I am honest, and comfortable with myself doesn't mean there aren't other sides to me, they just haven't come up.
But I have been a mother my entire adult life since I was 16 years old- because of lack of condom use, people. Honestly I know that side of myself better than anything else.

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:43 pm

Undead Burkman wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:


Say WHA!!!

Don't worry... It's just because he's never had the chance... BAM! OMG!

I do believe that is them most incorrect thing you have ever said about me.

Have you not heard the stories about me? Also, I hope you realize that I could rip out your intestines from your
throat if necessary.

Edit:

Sorry Burk.

I thought you quoted Morrigan.

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:21 am

Undead Burkman wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:
Mistress Morrigan wrote:


Say WHA!!!

Don't worry... It's just because he's never had the chance... BAM! OMG!

I do believe that is them most incorrect thing you have ever said about me.

Have you not heard the stories about me? Also, I hope you realize that I could rip out your intestines from your throat if necessary.

Damn you're jumpy all of the sudden... I had absolutely no idea how sensitive you were about that... Look, it's OK... There's still time... You're still young... -ish... There's bound to be some chick desperate enough...
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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:03 am

BananaDealer wrote:
Undead Burkman wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:


Don't worry... It's just because he's never had the chance... BAM! OMG!

I do believe that is them most incorrect thing you have ever said about me.

Have you not heard the stories about me? Also, I hope you realize that I could rip out your intestines from your throat if necessary.

Damn you're jumpy all of the sudden... I had absolutely no idea how sensitive you were about that... Look, it's OK... There's still time... You're still young... -ish... There's bound to be some chick desperate enough...
Spoiler:
 

I'm not a virgin. I've had sex with a couple of dudes in my past. I was experimenting at the time and I have come to terms with my sexuality a long while ago.

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:27 am

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Undead Burkman wrote:


I do believe that is them most incorrect thing you have ever said about me.

Have you not heard the stories about me? Also, I hope you realize that I could rip out your intestines from your throat if necessary.

Damn you're jumpy all of the sudden... I had absolutely no idea how sensitive you were about that... Look, it's OK... There's still time... You're still young... -ish... There's bound to be some chick desperate enough...
Spoiler:
 

I'm not a virgin. I've had sex with a couple of dudes in my past. I was experimenting at the time and I have come to terms with my sexuality a long while ago.

But were they Zombies? OMG!

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:07 am

Spanky wrote:
Undead Burkman wrote:
BananaDealer wrote:


Damn you're jumpy all of the sudden... I had absolutely no idea how sensitive you were about that... Look, it's OK... There's still time... You're still young... -ish... There's bound to be some chick desperate enough...
Spoiler:
 

I'm not a virgin. I've had sex with a couple of dudes in my past. I was experimenting at the time and I have come to terms with my sexuality a long while ago.

But were they Zombies? OMG!

....... Yes.

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:47 am

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I'm not a virgin. I've had sex with a couple of dudes in my past. I was experimenting at the time and I have come to terms with my sexuality a long while ago.

But were they Zombies? OMG!

....... Yes.


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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:29 am

no...just no

Who did the number on you?

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:01 pm

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no...just no

Who did the number on you?

It's nothing a little ointment and a BandAid can't help.

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:23 pm

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no...just no

Who did the number on you?

It's nothing a little ointment and a BandAid can't help.

Will the ointment be able to magically heal your beard? I though not... yeah

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:36 pm

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no...just no

Who did the number on you?

It's nothing a little ointment and a BandAid can't help.

Will the ointment be able to magically heal your beard? I though not... yeah

SHIT!!!

I never thought of that. But why!?

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:08 pm

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It's nothing a little ointment and a BandAid can't help.

Will the ointment be able to magically heal your beard? I though not... yeah

SHIT!!!

I never thought of that. But why!?

See? Now you've been scarred for life! Well, the next several months at least...

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:26 pm

You could use the spray on hair stuff....

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PostSubject: Re: Everything you ever wanted to know....   Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:35 pm

Male pubic hairstyles. Do you have recommendations?

I haven't done a thing with it. There never was a reason to. I mean, who's gonna see it? I call it "the jungle".

Anyway, back on point. Suggestions?

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