Everything you ever wanted to know....

I love being male :D We are such simple beasts. I didnt even have to know the previous statement/question however all I needed was to read spanky's one comment and it all came together

Spanky wrote:

Scott wrote:

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What did you learn that you didn't previously know?

I'm pretty sure the sock thing was a shocker for her.

I recommend the way god intended it........ Use a razor son

Ulyaoth wrote:

Male pubic hairstyles. Do you have recommendations?

I haven't done a thing with it. There never was a reason to. I mean, who's gonna see it? I call it "the jungle".

Anyway, back on point. Suggestions?

As for the condom story just dont crap where you eat.

Scott wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

BananaDealer wrote:

Don't worry... It's just because he's never had the chance... BAM!

I was hoping that's the reason.... because otherwise I would accidentally go into mommy mode, and lecture him (out of concern of course!)

Oh I can give a story on why condoms should be used... I learned my lesson...

>.>

Ok not really... but I know what happens. :P

Men are simple... give us bewbs and we can entertain ourselves for hours on end. Give us bewbs, booze, a game on TV, while playing video games... and that's called heaven.

Dear Uly...
Just trim it up babe. Most women don't mind pubic hair, just keep it on the shorter side that's all.



@Scott..... Actually that sounds like my idea of heaven too.

Spanky, Morrigan's answer was not as in-depth as I was hoping. Would you kindly take out a ruler and measure your pubes and post results?

Thanks in advance.

Ulyaoth wrote:

Spanky, Morrigan's answer was not as in-depth as I was hoping. Would you kindly take out a ruler and measure your pubes and post results?

Thanks in advance.

LOL. That's because initially I was busy at work when answering....

There are no "styles" as such, I mean it's not like women when we do our thing for you guys. And this is one thing that REALLY varies on a woman to woman basis. Because we all like something different. That's why to be on the safe side, trimming it pretty short is the way to go. Plus it does make you look bigger or so I have heard.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

LOL. That's because initially I was busy at work when answering....

There are no "styles" as such, I mean it's not like women when we do our thing for you guys. And this is one thing that REALLY varies on a woman to woman basis. Because we all like something different. That's why to be on the safe side, trimming it pretty short is the way to go. Plus it does make you look bigger or so I have heard.

Aaah, you interrupted him. Now YOU have to get out the ruler and measure it.

But seriously, I guess I'm just gonna have to go with what I think looks right... It's not like I can go to a barber and get it fixed if I do it wrong, though. Haha. Hmm... I'm pretty sure I asked Vaseline this same question and she told me "au naturale" was the way to go.

Maybe I'll ask girl-at-work. =D

Man. There is no way to answer this without getting semi-graphic.

Dude. If a girl is going down on you, she will appreciate it being trimmed. She will appreciate it being totally gone too.

But just letting it all grow out, a la au naturale.... most women are not into that when going down.

The End.

Did Spanky tell you that last night after we were *ahem* finished, the first thing I did was check my phone to see the latest about girl-at-work? He was not very amused by that.

True Story.

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

LOL. That's because initially I was busy at work when answering....

There are no "styles" as such, I mean it's not like women when we do our thing for you guys. And this is one thing that REALLY varies on a woman to woman basis. Because we all like something different. That's why to be on the safe side, trimming it pretty short is the way to go. Plus it does make you look bigger or so I have heard.

Aaah, you interrupted him. Now YOU have to get out the ruler and measure it.

But seriously, I guess I'm just gonna have to go with what I think looks right... It's not like I can go to a barber and get it fixed if I do it wrong, though. Haha. Hmm... I'm pretty sure I asked Vaseline this same question and she told me "au naturale" was the way to go.

Maybe I'll ask girl-at-work. =D

When in doubt just buzz it... it's not like it's not going to grow back.

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Man. There is no way to answer this without getting semi-graphic.

Dude. If a girl is going down on you, she will appreciate it being trimmed. She will appreciate it being totally gone too.

But just letting it all grow out, a la au naturale.... most women are not into that when going down.

The End.

Did Spanky tell you that last night after we were *ahem* finished, the first thing I did was check my phone to see the latest about girl-at-work? He was not very amused by that.

True Story.

Well, I appreciate the insight. And that's funny as hell. You should bring me up more often. Make uly a part of your everyday lives.

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Man. There is no way to answer this without getting semi-graphic.

Dude. If a girl is going down on you, she will appreciate it being trimmed. She will appreciate it being totally gone too.

But just letting it all grow out, a la au naturale.... most women are not into that when going down.

The End.

Did Spanky tell you that last night after we were *ahem* finished, the first thing I did was check my phone to see the latest about girl-at-work? He was not very amused by that.

True Story.

Well, I appreciate the insight. And that's funny as hell. You should bring me up more often. Make uly a part of your everyday lives.

You're part of my everyday life.

Ulyaoth wrote:

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Man. There is no way to answer this without getting semi-graphic.

Dude. If a girl is going down on you, she will appreciate it being trimmed. She will appreciate it being totally gone too.

But just letting it all grow out, a la au naturale.... most women are not into that when going down.

The End.

Did Spanky tell you that last night after we were *ahem* finished, the first thing I did was check my phone to see the latest about girl-at-work? He was not very amused by that.

True Story.

Well, I appreciate the insight. And that's funny as hell. You should bring me up more often. Make uly a part of your everyday lives.

See this is why I stopped offering you advice... you just ignore me.

[quote="Scott"]

Ulyaoth wrote:

See this is why I stopped offering you advice... you just ignore me.

I read it! I don't know if I should just do that... what if it doesn't grow back very quick... I don't think it grows very quick.

Fun fact: I got a haircut today. The barber went over my head with a 3. 2 on the sides. My pubes are longer than the hair on my head.

I felt you would all appreciate knowing this.

[quote="Ulyaoth"]

Scott wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

See this is why I stopped offering you advice... you just ignore me.

I read it! I don't know if I should just do that... what if it doesn't grow back very quick... I don't think it grows very quick.

Fun fact: I got a haircut today. The barber went over my head with a 3. 2 on the sides. My pubes are longer than the hair on my head.

I felt you would all appreciate knowing this.

That wasn't a fun fact...

[quote="Ulyaoth"]

Scott wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

See this is why I stopped offering you advice... you just ignore me.

I read it! I don't know if I should just do that... what if it doesn't grow back very quick... I don't think it grows very quick.

Fun fact: I got a haircut today. The barber went over my head with a 3. 2 on the sides. My pubes are longer than the hair on my head.

I felt you would all appreciate knowing this.

Your pube hair should NEVER be longer than the hair on your head. Just Sayin'

Also my chest hair. And my belly hair. And probably my back hair. Most of my hair is longer than the hair on my head at this point.

Except the beard area... because the good lord decided I don't deserve a beard. Or friends... Or......

Ulyaoth wrote:

Also my chest hair. And my belly hair. And probably my back hair. Most of my hair is longer than the hair on my head at this point.

Except the beard area... because the good lord decided I don't deserve a beard. Or friends... Or......

^

YETI

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Also my chest hair. And my belly hair. And probably my back hair. Most of my hair is longer than the hair on my head at this point.

Except the beard area... because the good lord decided I don't deserve a beard. Or friends... Or......

^

YETI

How's about a pirate Yeti?

Mistress Morrigan wrote:

Man. There is no way to answer this without getting semi-graphic.

Dude. If a girl is going down on you, she will appreciate it being trimmed. She will appreciate it being totally gone too.

But just letting it all grow out, a la au naturale.... most women are not into that when going down.

The End.

Did Spanky tell you that last night after he untied and dismounted me the first thing I did was check my phone to see the latest about girl-at-work? He was not very amused by that.

True Story.

Fixt....

True story.

Edit:

And I shave my ballz and shaft...

I trim the bulk to a 2 which matches the hair on my thighs.

Just thought I'd let ya know.

Xp

Vua_Rapuung wrote:

GiantSpiderGoat wrote:

Ulyaoth wrote:

Also my chest hair. And my belly hair. And probably my back hair. Most of my hair is longer than the hair on my head at this point.

Except the beard area... because the good lord decided I don't deserve a beard. Or friends... Or......

^

YETI

How's about a pirate Yeti?

That fights a Ninja big foot.